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Old 26-07-2014, 02:10 PM   #8801
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बाप: जब तुम रात को अपनी मम्मी के पास जाओगी तो ये लिफाफा अपनी मम्मी को देना और उससे कहना कि पापा ने कहा है अब तुम 18 साल की हो गयी हो और बच्चे की परवरिश के लिए ये मेरा आखिरी चैक है!



तब तुम थोड़ी देर खड़ी रहना और उसके चेहरे के भाव देखना!

रात को लड़की अपनी माँ के पास गयी उसे वह लिफाफा पकड़ाया और अपने पापा कि बोली हुई बात को बोलने लगी!

मम्मी, पापा ने कहा है कि मैं अब 18 साल की हो गयी हूँ तो ये उनका मेरी परवरिश के लिए आखिरी चैक है! अब मैं तुम्हारे चहेरे के भाव देखने के लिए रुकी हूँ!

माँ: अब जब तुम अपने पापा के पास जाओगी तो उनसे यह कहना कि 18 साल के बाद मैं उसे बता रही हूँ कि वो तुम्हारा बाप नहीं है!

जब ये बात तुम अपने पापा से कहोगी तो तब तुम वहां खड़े होकर उसके चहेरे के भाव देखना!
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Old 26-07-2014, 02:11 PM   #8802
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एक सेवानिवृत दम्पति रात को अपने बिस्तर पर सोने की तैयारी कर रहे थे सोते हुए पति ने पत्नी को पूछ लिया अगर मैं तुम्हारे मरने से पहले मर जाऊं तो तुम क्या करोगी?

थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद पत्नी ने कहा:

उसके बाद में एक ऐसा घर देखूंगी जिसमें और भी दो तीन विधवा औरतें रहती हो जो उम्र में मुझ से छोटी हों जो मेरे छोटे मोटे काम कर लें!

फिर पत्नी ने अपने पति को पूछ लिया अगर मैं तुमसे पहले मर जाऊं तो तुम क्या करोगे?

पति ने कहा मैं भी कुछ ऐसा ही करूँगा जैसा तुम करोगी!
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Old 26-07-2014, 09:03 PM   #8803
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टीचर: तीन ऐसी जगह बताओ, जहां इंसान मरता नहीं।
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Old 27-07-2014, 04:19 PM   #8804
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संताः मेरे दादा ने 1857 की जंग में दुश्मनों की टांगें काट दी थीं।
बंताः गर्दनें क्यों नहीं काटीं?

संताः वे पहले ही कट चुकी थीं।
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Old 27-07-2014, 08:58 PM   #8805
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Old 27-07-2014, 08:59 PM   #8806
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श्रीमती जी की रात के दो बजे अचानक नींद खुली तो पाया कि पति बिस्तर से नदारद है।
जिज्ञासावश उठीं, खोजा,...
तो देखा डाइनिंग टेबल पर बैठे पति जी कॉफी का कप हाथ में लेकर, विचारमग्न, दीवार को घूर रहे हैं।
पत्नी चुपचाप पति को कॉफी की चुस्की लेते हुए बीच-बीच में आंख से आंसू पोंछते देखती रही । फिर पति के पास गई और बोली, क्या बात है, डियर? तुम इतनी रात गए यहां क्या कर रहे हो..?
पति जी ने कॉफी से नज़र उठाई। तुम्हें याद है, 14 साल पहले जब तुम सिर्फ 18 साल की थीं?
पति बड़ी गम्भीरता से बोला..।
पत्नी पति के प्यार को देख कर भाव विभोर हो गई, बोली, हां, याद है..।
कुछ रुक कर पति जी बोले याद है जब तुम्हारे जज पिता जी ने हमें मेरी कार की पिछली सीट पर रंगे हाथों पकड़ लिया था? हां.. हां.. याद है..।
याद है कैसे उन्होंने मेरी कनपटी पर बन्दूक रख कर कहा था, या तो इस से शादी कर लो, या 14 साल के लिए अन्दर कर दूंगा..।
हां.. हां.. वह भी याद है।
अपनी आंख से एक और आंसू पोंछते हुए पति बोला..
आज मैं छूट गया होता...!!
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पिंकी
- तुमने इतने छोटेे बाल क्यों कटवाए?
गोलू
- अरे नाई के पास 5 रुपए छुट्टे ही नहीं थे तो 5 रुपए के और कटवाने पड़े!
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छगन
- मुझे लगता है वो लड़की बहरी है ?
मगन
- तुमने कैसे जाना?
छगन
- मैंने उससे कहा आई लव यू और उसने जवाब दिया मेरी सैंडिल नई हैं अभी!
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- जब तुमने अपनी पत्नी और उसके प्रेमी को एक साथ देख लिया तो तुमने पत्नी को ही गोली क्यों मारी, प्रेमी को क्यों नहीं ?
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- जज साहब, क्या यह ठीक होता कि मैं हर महीने नए आदमी को गोली मारता।
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टीचर- एक शिक्षाप्रद कहानी सुनाओ।
मोनू- जब मैंने उसे फोन किया तो वह सो रही थी, फिर जब उसने मुझे फोन किया तो मैं सो रहा था।


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