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Old 27-06-2017, 08:57 PM   #13171
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हमारे बचपन के संस्कार ही हैं कि घर में हवन होते समय घर के लड़के मंत्र भले ना बोल पाएं...
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Old 27-06-2017, 08:58 PM   #13172
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अब तसल्ली है.!!
Pm भी सिंगल..
Cm भी सिंगल..
Tata भी सिंगल..
सलमान खान, योगी ,राहुल, ममता,माया
और तो और
बाबा रामदेव भी सिंगल !!
निगाहें अब उस हरामखोर को ढूँढ रही है,
जिसने कहा था :-
*'हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक औरत होती है'*

उस बेवकुफ के चक्कर मे ..
हमने शादी कर ली,,,,,
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Old 27-06-2017, 09:00 PM   #13173
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दुनिया की सबसे समझदार बीवियाँ कहाँ पायी जाती हैं ?????
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Old 28-06-2017, 07:48 PM   #13174
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एक बार 300 पागल Ship मेँ जा रहे थे..
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Ship डूबी नही,
फिर भी सब मर गए..
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कैसे..?

बीच समंदर मे Ship बिगड़ गयी थी,
साले धक्का देने उतर गए थे...!!!
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Old 28-06-2017, 07:49 PM   #13175
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लड़की कुर्ती सिलवाने टेलर् के
पास गई।
टेलर से बोली :
" भैया कुर्ती का बाजू
नेट वाला लगाना।

टेलर : " मैडमजी !
2G या 3G ya.......jio "
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Old 28-06-2017, 07:56 PM   #13176
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उन डॉक्टरों पर 420 का केस चलना चाहिए...

जो 'अरे कुछ नहीं होगा कहकर' पूरा इंजेक्शन घुसेड़ देते थे।
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Old 28-06-2017, 09:15 PM   #13177
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अगर किसी को भी मेरे मैसेज से कोई शिकायत है

या अच्छे नही लगते तो आपको पूरा हक

है कि अपने.
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Old 28-06-2017, 09:43 PM   #13178
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एक महिला ने jio के कस्टमर केयर पे फोन करके गुस्साते हुए कहा कि पिछले तीन घंटे से आपकी कम्पनी का इंटरनेट नहीं चल रहा है बताइये मैं क्या करूँ..??

दिल को छू जाये कुछ ऐसा जवाब दिया कस्टमर केयर वाले ने..

"बहनजी तब तक कुछ घर के काम ही कर लो
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Old 28-06-2017, 10:20 PM   #13179
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अगर बारिश हो तो
बारिश में नहाती युवतियां;

अगर गर्मी हो तो
धूप में तपती युवतियां;

अगर एग्जाम हो तो
परीक्षा देती युवतियां;

अगर ट्रैफिक हो तो
जाम में फंसी युवतियां;

अगर मौसम अच्छा हो तो
मौसम का लुत्फ उठाती युवतियां;

साला अखबार वालों को पता नहीं कभी हम लड़के नजर क्यों नही आते।
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Old 28-06-2017, 10:21 PM   #13180
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एक बार संता शाम को घर आया, टी. वी. चालू किया और सोफे पर बैठते ही जीतो से बोला, "इससे पहले की शुरू हो जाये जल्दी से मेरे लिए चाय लेकर आओ।"

जीतो को कुछ अजीब लगा पर वो चाय बना कर ले आई।

चाय पीते-पीते संता दोबारा जीतो से बोला, "इससे पहले शुरू हो जाये, मेरे लिए कुछ खाने के लिए भी लेकर आओ।"

जीतो को थोड़ा गुस्सा आया पर उसने संता को कुछ खाने के लिए भी दे दिया और वापस अपने काम में लग गयी।

थोड़ी देर बाद संता दोबारा बोला, "इससे पहले की शुरू हो जाये, यह बर्तन उठाओ यहाँ से।"

जीतो का गुस्सा सातवें आसमान पर पहुँच गया और संता पर चिल्लाते हुए बोली, "मैं तुम्हारी कोई नौकरानी नहीं हूँ, जो मुझ पर इस तरह अपना हुकुम चला रहे हो। जब से आओ कुछ न कुछ हुकुम किये जा रहे हो जैसे यहाँ कोई तुम्हारा गुलाम है।"

संता उठा और गहरी सांस लेते हुए बोला, "लो शुरू हो गया।"
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