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Old 12-12-2017, 07:14 PM   #13691
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मरीज: डॉक्टर साहब, मैं आपसे रोज 50 रुपये की दवाई लेता हूं लेकिन कोई फायदा नहीं हो रहा।


डॉक्टर: आज तुमको 40 रुपये की दवाई देता हूं। ससे तुम्हें 10 रुपये का फायदा होगा!
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:15 PM   #13692
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दुनिया में मां से बड़ा अलार्म क्लॉक कोई नहीं है!

7 बजे उठाने को कहो तो 6 बजे उठा देती है, यह कहते हुए कि 8 बज गए हैं!
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:30 PM   #13693
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गप्पू: देखो, वह लड़की मुझे देखकर मुस्कुरा रही है।

गर्लफ्रेंड: वह तो सिर्फ मुस्कुरा रही है।जब मैंने पहली बार देखा था तो 5 मिनट तक हंसी ही नहीं रुकी थी।
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:31 PM   #13694
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पत्नी: आजकल चोरियां बहुत होने लगी हैं। हमारे दो तौलिए चोरी हो गए।

पति: कौन से?

पत्नी: वही जो हम शिमला के होटल से उठा लाए थे।
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:42 PM   #13695
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एक लड़की ने ऑटो चलाने के पोज में फोटो खिंचवाकर फेसबुक पर पोस्ट किया।

अगले दिन एक पेज पर उसका फोटो मिला, साथ में लिखा था...

अपने गरीब मां बाप के लिए ऑटो चलाने वाली बहन के लिए कितने लाइक!
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Old 12-12-2017, 07:44 PM   #13696
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टीचर: बताओ बंदर को अंग्रेजी में क्या कहते हैं?

सोनू: मंकी।

टीचर: तुमने किताब में देखकर बताया ना?

सोनू: नहीं सर, मैंने तो आपको देखकर बताया।

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Old 12-12-2017, 08:05 PM   #13697
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पप्पू: तुमने अपनी पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर डायमंड रिंग क्यों दी? वह तो कार चाहती थी न।

डब्बू: हां, पर मैं नकली कार कहां से लेकर आता?
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Old 12-12-2017, 08:12 PM   #13698
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टीचर: एस्कलेटर को हिंदी में क्या कहते हैं?

चीकू: मैं ठहरा रहा जमीं चलने लगी!
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टीचर: अगर राय साहब को ढूंढना हो तो कहां जाना चाहिए?

पप्पू: चाय की दुकान पर क्योंकि जहां चाय वहां राय!
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सोनू: आज तो फेसबुक ने बचा लिया।

मोनू: क्यों, क्या हुआ?

सोनू: आज बीवी का बर्थडे था और मुझे पता भी नहीं था!
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