English SMS dictionary

[teji]

HOAS Hold On A Sec
HUD How You Doing?
HAND have a nice day
HOT4U hot for you
H8 hate
hbtu Happy Birthday To You
HAB Hot Asian babe
HAGN Have a good night
HAGO Have a good one
HAK Hugs and kisses
HB Hurry back
HD Hold
HHIS Hanging head in shame
HHO12K Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
HHOK Ha ha, only kidding
HIOOC Help! I'm out of coffee
HOHA Hollywood hacker
HTH Hope this helps
HUA Heads up ace
HUYA Head up your ass
HW Homework
REHI Hello again or Re-hi
HAGD Have a Great Day
HF Hello, Friend
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HUGZ Hugs
XOXO Hugs and Kisses
HH Hold Hands
HACK To use something not in its intended manner.

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IDC I Don't Care
IDK I Don't Know
ILU I Love You
IC I See
ICQ I Seek you
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOW In My Own Words
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
IYQ I like you
IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
IOU I owe you
IUSS If you say so
IRC Internet Relay Chat
411 Info
IAC In any case
IAE In any event
IAITS It's all in the subject
IANAC I am not a crook
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IBT In between technology
IBTD I beg to differ
ID10T Idiot
IEF It's esther's fault
IFAB I found a bug
IFU I ****ed up
IGGP I gotta go pee
IIIO Intel inside, idiot outside
IIMAD If it makes any difference
IIRC If I remember correctly
IIWM If it were me
ILICISCOMK I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
ILY I love you
IM Instant messaging
IMCO In my considered opinion
IMPE In my previous/personal experience
IMVHO In my very humble opinion
INMP It's not my problem
INPO In no particular order
IOH I'm outta here
IOTTMCO Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
IPN I'm posting naked
ISS I said so
ITM In the money
IYKWIM If you know what i mean
IYO In your opinion
IYSS If you say so
IYSWIM If you see what I mean
I 1DR I Wonder
IANAE I Am Not an Expert
IAT I Am Tired
IBRB I Will Be Right Back
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
IDL Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IGTP I Get The Point
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
IMS I Am Sorry
ISTM It Seems to Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
IUM If You Must
IYKWIMAI If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IAYL In A While
IHTFP I Hate This ****ing Place

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JAM Just A Minute
JC Just checking
JW Just wondering (Wondered)
JAFO Just another ****ing onlooker
JAS Just a second
JIC Just in case
JK Just kidding
JOOTT Just one of those things
JPYL Just pulling your leg
JYYC Just yanking your chain
JAD Just Another day
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JT Just Teasing
JOO You

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KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
K okay
KOTL Kiss on the lips
KHUF Know How You Feel
KFY Kiss for you
KIT Keep in touch
KMA Kiss my ass
KMRIA Kiss my royal Irish arse
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KWIM Know what i mean
KYPO Keep your pants on
KBD Keyboard
KEWL Cool
KIR Keep It Real
KOK Knock

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LOL Laugh Out Loud
L8R Later
LMAO Laugh My Ass Off
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LTNS Long Time No See
L8 late
L8ER later
LV love
Lndn London
L8RS Laters
L8TR Later
LAGNAF Let's all get naked and ****!
LAQ Lame ass quote
LD Long distance
LDTTWA Let's do the time warp again
LIFO Last in, first out
LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMIRL Let's meet in real life
LMK Let me know
LOPSOD Long on promises, short on delivery
LRF Little rubber feet
LTNT Long time, no talk
LTR Long term relationship
LULAB Love you like a brother
LULAS Love you like a sister
LYL Love ya lots
LYLAS Love you like a sister
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LWR Launch When Ready
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LOL Lots Of Love
LOLLERSKATES Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
1337 leet or Elite
LOLERSKATES Laugh Out Loud +Skates
LMFAO Laughing My ****ing Ass Off
l33t Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
1457 Last
LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself

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M8 Mate
MSG Message
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
MMFU my mate fancies you
MTFBWU may the force be with you
MYOB Mind your own Business
mo Moment
MMS Multimedia Messaging System
M8 or M8 Mate or Mates
MFD Multi-Function Device
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP My Kind Of Place
MM Market Maker
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
mofo Mother ****er

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NM NeverMind
NRN No Reply Necessary
NE any
NETHNG anything
NE1 anyone
NO1 no one
NP no problem
NIFOC Nude in front of the computer
NA Not applicable or Not affiliated
NT No text
NAK Nursing at keyboard
NAP Not a problem
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
NBD No big deal
NBIF No basis in fact
NC No comment
NCG New college graduate
NFC No ****ing clue
NFI No ****ing idea
NFW No ****ing way
NG New gme
NIM No internal message
NIMBY Not in my back yard
NIMQ Not in my queue
NMP Not my problem
NOYB None of your business
NQOCD Not quite our class, dear
NRG Energy
NYCFS New York City finger salute
BEOS Nudge
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention
NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
NE1 Anyone
NE1 ER Anyone Here?
NTK Nice To Know
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUFF Enough Said
NW No Way!
9 Nine
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NOOB New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!")
N00B Noobie (New Person)
NF Nucking Futs (****ing Nuts)
NVM Nevermind
NH Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
NINJA No Income, No Job, or Assets

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OIC Oh I See
OMG Oh My God
OTT Over The Top
K okay
1CE once
OTOH On the other hand
OBTW Oh, by the way
OAUS On an unrelated subject
OEM Original equipment manufacturer
OLL Online love
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh my ****ing God
OMIK Open mouth, insert keyboard
ONNA Oh no, not again!
OOC Out of character
OOO Out of office
OOTB Out of the box or Out of the blue
OOTC Obligatory on topic comment
OS Operating system
OT Off topic
OWTTE Or words to that effect
OZ Australia
MOMPL One Moment Please
OK All Correct
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOF Out Of Facility
OOI Out Of Interest
OTP On the Phone
OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
1 One
pwned Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
pwnage Ownage - The act of pwning
ZOMG Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)

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PITA Pain In The Arse
PRW Parents Are Watching
PRT Party
PPL People
PML Piss Myself Laughing
PTB Please Text Back
PAW parents are watching
PLS please
PCM Please call me
PANS Pretty awesome new stuff
PDOMA Pulled directly out of my ass
PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIMP Peeing in my pants
PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
PMP Peeing my pants
PO Piss off
POETS Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
PONA Person of no account
POS Parent over shoulder
POV Point of view
PD Public Domain
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PM Personal Message
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
POOF Good-bye
PS Post Script
PU That Stinks
PZA Pizza
pwned Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
pwnage Ownage - The act of pwning
PMPF Piss My Pants Funny

[teji]

QL Quit Laughing!
QS Quit Scrolling
QT Cutie