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Old 18-09-2011, 05:49 PM   #5001
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संता अपनी बहन के साथ जा रहा था!
एक लड़का: ओये! माशूका को लेकर कहाँ जा रहे हो?
संता (गुस्से में): ओये! माशूका होगी तेरी मेरी तो बहन है!
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संता: तुम्हारी भैंसों ने मेरे सारे खेत उजाड़ दिये हैं!
बंता: पर मेरे पास तो कोई भैंस ही नहीं है!
संता: मेरे पास कौन सा कोई खेत है?
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बंता: मैं अपनी प्रेमिका को तोहफा देना चाहता हूँ!
संता: हीरे की अंगूठी दे दो!
बंता: नहीं कुछ बड़ा तोहफा बताओ?
संता: तो एम आर एफ का टायर दे दो!
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Old 18-09-2011, 05:50 PM   #5004
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बंता: यार मुझे सुबह सुबह साँस लेने में मुश्किल होती है!
संता: मुश्किल तो होगी ही क्योंकि सुबह सुबह बाबा राम देव के भगत सारी आक्सीजन जो खींच लेते है!
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संता: मैं तो अपने सारे दोस्तों को भूल गया था! पर एक फिल्म देखी तो सब याद आ गये!
बंता: कौन सी फिल्म?
संता; कमीने!
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Old 18-09-2011, 05:51 PM   #5006
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संता: मैंने आपको ख़त लिखा था फिर भी आप शादी में क्यों नहीं आये?
बंता: मुझे ख़त नहीं मिला!
संता: तो मैंने लिखा तो था कि ख़त मिले या न मिले आना ज़रूर!
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Old 18-09-2011, 05:52 PM   #5007
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संता और बंता की खूब पिटाई हुई! पता है क्यों?
क्योंकि दोनों जन्मदिन की पार्टी में बिना बुलाये चले गए थे और वहां खाना खाते हुए बोल रहे थे हम तो लड़के वालों की तरफ से है!
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Old 18-09-2011, 05:52 PM   #5008
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संता को पूरी रात मच्छरों ने बहुत परेशान किया!
संता की खोपड़ी घूमी और उसने ज़हर पी लिया और बोला अब काटो सालों सब मरोगे!
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संता: आज मुझे एक मैसेज आया और उसके बाद मेरा फोन बंद हो गया!
बंता: ऐसा क्या मैसेज आया?
संता: बैटरी लो!
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Old 18-09-2011, 05:53 PM   #5010
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जंग में संता ने बुलेट प्रूफ जैकेट की जगह मच्छरदानी पहनी!
बंता: ऐसा क्यों?
संता: अरे गधे! जिसमें मच्छर नहीं घुस सकता उसमें गोली क्या ख़ाक घुसेगी ?
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