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Old 18-09-2011, 12:05 AM   #21
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सच में अच्छा पोएम ह
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Old 20-09-2011, 11:45 PM   #22
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yarr sach me mast poem ha .
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Old 23-09-2011, 09:16 AM   #23
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आप लोगो को अच्छा लगा..
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:57 PM   #24
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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...
Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:59 PM   #25
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Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya;
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti
Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi
Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem
Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:02 PM   #26
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ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi
books uthakar, chashma lagakar
library se guzarti thi
kuchh padna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
mujhse poochha karti thi
engg. Kaise hoti hai
ye engg. Kaise hoti hai
aur mein bas itna keh pata tha

"kitaben khuli hon ya hon band
padhai last night hi hoti hai
kaise kahoon main o yaara ye
engg. Aise hoti hai
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:06 PM   #27
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Mere Haath ho, tumhare hath mai
poonem ka hath ho aur shital ka hath me mera hath ho. Fir?
Fir kya teeno milke khelenge, ghum ghum chakri babo layo bakri
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:24 PM   #28
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ek engineer ka dard

engineer woh hai jo aksar phasta hai
interviews ke sawaal mae
badi companiyon ki chaal mae
boss aur client ke bawaal mae
engineer woh hai jo pak gaya hai
meetings ki jhelai mae
submissions ki gehrai mae
teamwork ki chatai mae
engineer woh hai jo laga rahta hai
schedule ko failane mae
targets ko khiskaane mae
roz naye-naye bahane mae
engineer woh hai jo
lunch time mae breakfast karta hai
dinner time mae lunch karta hai
commutation ke waqt soya karta hai
engineer woh hai jo pagal hai
chai aur samose ke pyar mae
cigeratte ke khumar mae
birdwatching ke vichar mae
engineer woh hai jo khoya hai
reminders ke jawaab mae
na milne wale hisaab mae
behtar bhavishya ke khwaab mae
engineer woh hai jise intezaar hai
weekend night manane ka
boss ke chhutti par jaane ka
increment ki khabar aane ka
engineer woh hai jo sochta hai
kaash padhai pe dhyaan diya hota
kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:25 PM   #29
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Ek Ameer Ladke ko school
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib
parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb.
car bhi tooti hui safari thi.
unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha.
bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha.
bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the.
ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the.
sara parivar badi mushkil se
aish kar raha tha.
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:30 PM   #30
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Mera source code Padh kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi....
Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam,
Bina piye Whisky, Beer ya Rum....
------ MUSIC --------
Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,
Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein,
Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoon"
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana
Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa
Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car
Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar
Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun
Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun....
------ MUSIC --------
(slow)
Mere daddoo , likhe Software
Bina use kiye , koi Hardware
Meri Beti , banegi Aunty
Jab tak inst all , hoga NT
(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software naya
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya
Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya
Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa ..
Nice hai na bhai.................!
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