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Old 05-12-2012, 07:13 PM   #521
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NAARAD SAYS:

If ur Lover snds u Romantic Msgs,

u bcum vry Happy,

But

think who is snding those Msgs to ur Lover?

My job is over.

Narayan Narayan
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NAARAD SAYS:

If ur Lover snds u Romantic Msgs,

u bcum vry Happy,

But

think who is snding those Msgs to ur Lover?

My job is over.

Narayan Narayan
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #523
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If ur wife kisses u everytime u come late at night

Remember, it's not AFFECTION

It's INSPECTION of Daaru Smell, Ladies Perfume or Lipstic..!!

Jago pati Jago
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #524
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Every wife is like "terms and conditions" of a Website,

The husbands never understand what she says but they always accept... =)) =)) =)) >=)
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #525
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Every wife is like "terms and conditions" of a Website,

The husbands never understand what she says but they always accept... =)) =)) =)) >=)
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:16 PM   #526
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Sardar ki Biwi- O ji, Mere Mobile Me Kisi Ne "I LOVE YOU" Ka MSG bheja hai.

Sardar- Oye! Aise msg recv nhi karni chahiye. Wapas bhej de sale ko...;-):-D
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:16 PM   #527
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WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365days

Sundays:52

balance:313

summer holidays:50

bal:263days

8hours daily sleep means 122 days

bal:141days

1 hour daily playing means 15 days

bal:126days

2 hours daily food means 30 days

bal:96days

1hr 4 talking means 15 days

bal:81days

exam days total in year 35days

bal:46 days

festival 40days

bal:6days

4 sickness 3days,

movies & functions atleast 2days,

bal-1day,

that 1 day is Ur birthday,

HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS? Think!
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:17 PM   #528
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A boy wrote luv letter with blood to a science girl & said 'Khat ka jawab jarur dena'

Girl replied Blood group B+ Hemoglobin 8gm Suger-120 Fees-Rs 80...
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After looking at the

Srilankan Cheer-Girls

in Srilanka,

U just can't blame Ravan

for kidnapping

SitA....!!!!
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"GRAVITATION doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in LOVE".

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Said by NEWTON'S ROOM MATE..
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