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Old 08-10-2017, 07:15 PM   #13501
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जज: तुमने समाज के लिए कौन सा भला काम किया है?

चोर: साहब, हमारे कारण ही पुलिस और अदालत में लाखों लोगों को नौकरी मिली हुई है।
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Old 08-10-2017, 09:57 PM   #13502
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एक मेंढक अपना भविष्य पूछने ज्योतिषी के पास गया।

ज्योतिषी: तुम्हें एक सुंदर लड़की मिलेगी और तुम्हारा दिल ले लेगी।

मेंढक (खुशी से): कहां मिलेगी?

ज्योतिषी: बायॉलजी की लैब में।
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Old 08-10-2017, 10:01 PM   #13503
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पत्नी: जब तुम शराब पीकर आते हो तो मेरे बहुत काम आते हो।

पति: कैसे?

पत्नी: कल तुमने शराब के नशे में घर के सारे बर्तन साफ कर दिए।
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Old 08-10-2017, 10:23 PM   #13504
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भिखारी: आपके पड़ोसी ने पेट भर कर खाना खिलाया है, आप भी कुछ दीजिए न।

पप्पू: यह लो हाजमोला।
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:09 PM   #13505
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बेटा: मां, मैं एक दिन बहुत बड़ा आदमी बनूंगा और आपकी झोलियां खुशियों से भर दूंगा।

मां: पहले ये बोतलें भर और फ्रिज में रख नालायक।
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:11 PM   #13506
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पति : कुछ दिनों से बुझी-बुझी सी लग रही हो, डाक्टर को दिखा लो..

महिला : दिखाया था..

पति : फिर ?

पत्नी : *ख़ून* में *शॉपिंग* की *कमी* बताई है !
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:12 PM   #13507
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पहले एक ने रैड सिग्नल तोड़ा, पीछे से 5 और ने तोड़ा
पुलिस ने पहले को छोड़कर सभी का चालान काटा।
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बाकियों ने पूछा.. "इसे क्यों छोड दिया?"
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इंस्पेक्टर: यह हमारा ही आदमी है ये वापस जाएगा
सिग्नल तोड़ेगा और तुम जैसे 4-5 को फिर फंसवाएगा।
हमें भी टार्गेट पूरे करने होते हैं।
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:13 PM   #13508
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भारत में दो नाम हमेशा याद रखे जायेंगे ?

1 झाँसी की रानी.....लक्ष्मीबाई
2 झांसे का राजा.....मोदीभाई
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पति: आजकल तुम न सिगरेट पीने से रोकती हो, न शराब पीने से, क्या सब शिकायतें खत्म?

पत्नी: नहीं, बीमा वाला परसों ही सब फायदे बताकर गया है।
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पप्पू: यार ये पत्नियां भी न! हमें जीने नहीं देतीं।

डब्बू: हां, और व्रत पर व्रत रखकर हमें मरने भी नहीं देतीं।
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