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Old 19-10-2017, 10:09 PM   #13531
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पप्पू पहले दिन स्कूल गया।

टीचर: आज स्कूल में तुम्हारा पहला दिन है। कुछ पूछना हो तो पूछ सकते हो।

पप्पू: यहां छुट्टियां कब से शुरू होंगी?
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Old 19-10-2017, 10:31 PM   #13532
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पति कमरे में बैठा शराब पी रहा था. यह देखकर पत्नी गुस्से से तमतमा कर बोली –
“आपने तो कहा था कि बिना किसी reason शराब को हाथ भी नहीं लगाएंगे फिर ये सब क्या है ?”
पति – “reason है पगली … reason है …
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अब देखो, दीवाली आ रही है … rocket चलाने के लिए खाली बोतल चाहिए होंगी कि नहीं … ???”
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Old 20-10-2017, 08:33 PM   #13533
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कुछ लड़के तो ऐसे बाइक चलाते हैं मानो घर से कहकर निकले हों...
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जा रहा हूं, प्रधानमंत्री दुर्घटना बीमा योजना का लाभ लेने!
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Old 20-10-2017, 08:34 PM   #13534
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जूते चुराने की रस्म शादियों में तो सालियां करती हैं लेकिन...
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पता नहीं मंदिरों में यह रस्म कौनसे 'साले' निभा जाते हैं।
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Old 21-10-2017, 02:54 PM   #13535
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बेगम: प्यास लगी है। कम से कम पानी तो ला दो।
शेख: क्यों न आपको चिकन बिरयानी खिलाऊं?
बेगम: वाह, मुंह में पानी आ गया!
शेख: अब इसी पानी से काम चला लो।
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Old 21-10-2017, 02:54 PM   #13536
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टीचर: बेटा बताओ कि बहुवचन किसे कहते हैं?

पप्पू: जब बहू अपने ससुराल वालों को खरी-खोटी सुनाती है तब उसे बहु वचन कहते हैं।


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Old 21-10-2017, 02:56 PM   #13537
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अभी चौपाल में देखा कि चार लड़के एक ही बीड़ी पीकर अपना काम चला रहे हैं
और...लोग हैं कि कह देते हैं कि राष्ट्रीय एकता खतरे में है!
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Old 21-10-2017, 11:22 PM   #13538
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जूते चुराने की रस्म शादियों में तो सालियां करती हैं लेकिन...
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पता नहीं मंदिरों में यह रस्म कौनसे 'साले' निभा जाते हैं।
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Old 22-10-2017, 09:51 PM   #13539
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सोनू: क्यों परेशान है?

मोनू: बीवी कहती है कि पीना छोड़ दो तुम्हें मेरी कसम है और...

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दोस्त कहते हैं कि पीना ही पड़ेगा भाभी की कसम है।
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लड़की: मैं अपने पापा की परी हूं।

लड़का: मैं अपने पापा का पारा हूं।

लड़की: पारा कैसे?

लड़का: मुझे देखते ही उनका पारा चढ़ जाता है।
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