10 Bizarre Spiritual Groups You Can Join - Page 2

aspundir · 18-03-2013, 07:51 PM

1Are you a Mami Wata child?

If you feel drawn to water based activities such as swimming and boating, and a pantheon of water deities, you may just be a Mami Wata child! Mami Wata deities are mostly female and half human, half fish. Mami Wata (you may have guessed) means “water women”. Her followers may be abducted and taken to her under water lair of joy and gifts. She will then leave you some shiny trinkets and reappear in a dream (of course you have taken the gifts, who wouldn’t?) and demand them back. If you really want to keep them she will demand your sexual faithfulness. You would think you would see her only close to water, but no! Mami Wata can take on any form and could even appear in the shape of a man. She likes to go drinking in bars and she likes busy shops as chosen locations for her abductions. This sounds downright creepy to me. I wonder how many Mami Wata followers have gone home with some strange fishy looking dude who gave them a plastic pearl a a gift.

aspundir · 18-03-2013, 07:52 PM

+Hail Philip!

If none of these groups and religions took your fancy, you may like this one. Join the Yaohnanen! Much has been said about them on the Internet and you may have to move away from your snug home to the Pacific to enjoy this religion to its full extent. If you can wholeheartedly agree that Prince Philip of England is a joyful overlord, and you feel happy worshipping him, try to join this tribe. The South Pacific island Tanna has a legend that says that a powerful white man emerged from a volcano and travelled to marry a powerful monarch. Currently Yaohnanen chief Siko is still waiting for Philip to return to his home base.

18-03-2013, 07:51 PM	#11
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 244	Re: 10 Bizarre Spiritual Groups You Can Join 1Are you a Mami Wata child? If you feel drawn to water based activities such as swimming and boating, and a pantheon of water deities, you may just be a Mami Wata child! Mami Wata deities are mostly female and half human, half fish. Mami Wata (you may have guessed) means “water women”. Her followers may be abducted and taken to her under water lair of joy and gifts. She will then leave you some shiny trinkets and reappear in a dream (of course you have taken the gifts, who wouldn’t?) and demand them back. If you really want to keep them she will demand your sexual faithfulness. You would think you would see her only close to water, but no! Mami Wata can take on any form and could even appear in the shape of a man. She likes to go drinking in bars and she likes busy shops as chosen locations for her abductions. This sounds downright creepy to me. I wonder how many Mami Wata followers have gone home with some strange fishy looking dude who gave them a plastic pearl a a gift.

18-03-2013, 07:52 PM	#12
aspundir VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: churu Posts: 122,463 Rep Power: 244	Re: 10 Bizarre Spiritual Groups You Can Join +Hail Philip! If none of these groups and religions took your fancy, you may like this one. Join the Yaohnanen! Much has been said about them on the Internet and you may have to move away from your snug home to the Pacific to enjoy this religion to its full extent. If you can wholeheartedly agree that Prince Philip of England is a joyful overlord, and you feel happy worshipping him, try to join this tribe. The South Pacific island Tanna has a legend that says that a powerful white man emerged from a volcano and travelled to marry a powerful monarch. Currently Yaohnanen chief Siko is still waiting for Philip to return to his home base.