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Old 16-10-2017, 08:35 PM   #13521
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पति-पत्नी का झगड़ा शांत होने के बाद...

पत्नी: कहां जा रहे हो?

पति: घर छोड़कर जा रहा हूं।

पत्नी: साथ में थैली लेकर जाओ।

पति: थैली क्यों?

पत्नी: अगर मूड बदल जाए तो 2 किलो आलू लेते आना!
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Old 16-10-2017, 08:36 PM   #13522
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टीचर: भाईचारा शब्द से कोई वाक्य बनाओ।

पप्पू: मैंने दूधवाले से पूछा कि दूध इतना महंगा क्यों हो गया...

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...तो उसने कहा कि भाई, चारा महंगा हो गया है!

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Old 17-10-2017, 09:20 PM   #13523
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इस दीपावली को...

बिहार वालों की परेशानी: रॉकेट है लेकिन बॉटल नहीं है।

दिल्ली वालों की परेशानी: बॉटल है लेकिन रॉकेट नहीं है।
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Old 17-10-2017, 09:21 PM   #13524
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सोनू: क्या कभी मेरी भी गर्लफ्रेंड बनेगी?

मोनू: कभी नहीं बनेगी।

सोनू: ...लेकिन प्यार तो अंधा होता है ना।

मोनू: प्यार अंधा होता है, लड़कियां नहीं!
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Old 17-10-2017, 09:22 PM   #13525
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पति: क्यों ना आज बाहर खाना खाया जाए!

पत्नी: तुम्हें भी पता चल गया ना कि मैं खाना बनाते-बनाते थक जाती हूं।

पति: इसका नहीं पता लेकिन मैं बर्तन धोते-धोते जरूर तंग आ गया हूं।
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सोनू: सच्चा दोस्त कौन होता है?

मोनू: सच्चा दोस्त वह होता है जिसके घर आते ही ममी कहे, आ गया कमीना, इसी ने मेरे बेटे को बिगाड़ रखा है!
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मजा तो तब आए जब फेसबुक को भी आधार कार्ड से लिंक कर दिया जाए...
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तब पता चले कि जो फेसबुक पर अंजली वर्मा बनी बैठी थी, असल में वह भैरू लाल नाई है।
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Old Yesterday, 09:12 PM   #13528
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रमेश कई दिनों से बीमार था।

रमेश: ऐसी बीमारी से तो मर जाना ही अच्छा है।

डॉक्टर: हम कोशिश तो पूरी कर रहे हैं!
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