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Old 22-02-2011, 07:12 PM   #3511
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ममी – बेटा तू तो लाखों करोड़ों का है।
बेटा – ममी , उसमें से जरा 10 रुपये देना। मुझे चॉकलेट लेनी है।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:16 PM   #3512
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  • संता ( बंता से ) – नामुमकिन शब्द मेरी डिक्शनरी में नहीं है। बंता ( संता से )- तो पगले डिक्शनरी खरीदने से पहले देखना था ना , अब चिल्लाने का क्या फायदा।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:19 PM   #3513
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  • संता- कल एक आदमी एक औरत को पीट रहा था।मैंने कहा जाकर किसी मर्द से लड़ो बंता- फिर क्या हुआ?संता- फिर जब मुझे होश आया, तो मैं अस्पताल में था।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:20 PM   #3514
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मजदूर ( मालिक से )- गधे की तरह काम कराया और मजदूरी सिर्फ बीस रुपये कुछ तो न्याय कीजिए।
मालिक ( मुनीम से - ठीक है यह न्याय मांगता है तो इसके सामने घास डाल दो और रुपये ले लो।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:21 PM   #3515
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संता कवि (बंता से)- मेरी कविताओं का स्तर कैसा है? बंता (संता कवि से)- बीरबल की तरह।संता कवि (बंता से)- पर बीरबल तो कविताएँ लिखना जानते नहीं थे।बंता (संता कवि से)- तो आप कहाँ जानते हैं।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:23 PM   #3516
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  • क्याकहरहेहोयार ? हरघंटेमेंइंजेक्शनदेतेहैंतुम्हें ! कोईभयंकरबीमारीहैक्या ?’
    नहींभाई।मुझेमालूमनहींथाकिवहखूबसूरतनर्सडॉक्टरकीप्रेमिकाहै।मैंनेउसेछेड़दियाथा , उसकीसजामिलरहीहै।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:25 PM   #3517
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  • अजी , सुनतेहो? लगताहै , हमाराबेटाभीआपकीतरहनेताबनेगा ?’
    यहतुमकैसेकहसकतीहो ?’
    जैसेतुमसदनसेवॉकआउटकरजातेहो , उसीतरहआजयहघरसेवॉकआउटकरगयाक्योंकिउसकेमतलबकाखानानहींबनाथा।
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Old 22-02-2011, 07:27 PM   #3518
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  • एकसज्जन कोपोस्टर पढ़नेका शौकथा, एकदिन शामअंधेरे मेसड़क केकिनारे खंभेपर पोस्टरदेखा, तो उसकोपढ़ने के लिएखंभे पर चढ़गये , पोस्टरपर लिखा थाताज़ा पेंट हैखंभे को न छुए!
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  • रमन ने रमेश से पूछा- आखिर क्या कारण था कि आपने अपने बेटे की सगाई तोड़ दी।रमेश ने जवाब दिया- क्या करता,मेरी होने वाली बहू बॉक्सिंग चैंपियन जो थी।
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  • एकबार एकचोरचोरी करने गयातो वहाँ उसे उसघर के बच्चे नेदेख लिया | चोरउसे देख करघबरा कर भागनेलगा तो वोबच्चा बड़ीमासूमियत सेबोला तुझे जोले जाना है चुपचाप ले जा, लेकिन साथ मेमेरा स्कूलबेग भी ले जानावरना मम्मी कोजगा दूँगा|
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