My Hindi Forum

Go Back   My Hindi Forum > Art & Literature > English Literature

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-02-2013, 07:54 AM   #1101
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

A dictionary for software engineers


Alpha: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

Beta: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.

Help: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything.

User-Friendly: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer.

- Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

- Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

- Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.
__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23-04-2013, 12:29 AM   #1102
abhisays
Administrator
 
abhisays's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bangalore
Posts: 16,772
Rep Power: 137
abhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to abhisays
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

Attached Images
This post has an attachment which you could see if you were registered. Registering is quick and easy
__________________
अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum
abhisays is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2013, 11:43 PM   #1103
abhisays
Administrator
 
abhisays's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bangalore
Posts: 16,772
Rep Power: 137
abhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to abhisays
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai
.
Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
.
Ladka smart hona chahiye.....ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai..
.
Laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye.....SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!
.
Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
.
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...Caring toh nurse b hai!
.
Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
.
Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
.
Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
.
Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
.
Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
.
Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa .... Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he
.
Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai
.
Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye...Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
.
Ladki sweeet honi chaiye....tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain
.
Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye...Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai..

Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai..
.
Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
.
Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai..
.
Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai
.
Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai
__________________
अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum
abhisays is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2013, 11:44 PM   #1104
abhisays
Administrator
 
abhisays's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bangalore
Posts: 16,772
Rep Power: 137
abhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond reputeabhisays has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to abhisays
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
अब माई हिंदी फोरम, फेसबुक पर भी है. https://www.facebook.com/hindiforum
abhisays is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:17 PM   #1105
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:17 PM   #1106
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #1107
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #1108
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #1109
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2013, 08:19 PM   #1110
Awara
Special Member
 
Awara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: फूटपाथ
Posts: 3,861
Rep Power: 23
Awara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to beholdAwara is a splendid one to behold
Default Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

__________________
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
Awara is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
cool jokes, hindi jokes, hindi poems, humor, jokes, mail forwards

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT +5. The time now is 06:31 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
MyHindiForum.com is not responsible for the views and opinion of the posters. The posters and only posters shall be liable for any copyright infringement.