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Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
 दोस्तों बहुत दिनों बाद फुर्सत मिली है, तो सोचा एक नया थ्रेड ही बना लू. यहाँ मैं नए नए forwarded इ मेल लेकर आऊँगी जो मुझे मेरे दोस्त ईमेल करते हैं. तुसी लोग भी इसमें अपने ईमेल पोस्ट करना. कुछ मेल अंग्रेजी भाषा में भी हो सकते है. थैंक्स, तेजी Last edited by teji; 26-03-2011 at 10:13 PM. |
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26-03-2011, 10:11 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
नए ज़माने की ABCD
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28-03-2011, 06:09 AM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
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28-03-2011, 08:25 AM
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28-03-2011, 09:42 AM
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26-03-2011, 10:13 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
तेजी जी काफी दिनों बाद वापसी की हे सब खेरिया तो हे ना
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26-03-2011, 10:21 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
आइ बहुत दिन के बाद र्दशन हुआ
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  ईश्वर का दिया कभी 'अल्प' नहीं होता,जो टूट जाये वो 'संकल्प' नहीं होता,हार को लक्ष्य से दूर ही रखना,क्यूंकि जीत का कोई 'विकल्प' नहीं होता.
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26-03-2011, 10:24 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
कॉलेज में एक्साम था, इसलिए नहीं आ रही थी.
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26-03-2011, 10:27 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
Corporate meanings..
1.”We will do it” means” You will do it” 2.”You have done a great job” means” More work will be given toyou” 3.”We are working on it” means” We have not yet started working it” 4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means” Its not getting done ,At least not till tomorrow!”. 5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means” I have already decided, I will tell you what to do. 6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means” We lied” 7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means” I have no time to talk now” 8.”We can always do it” means” We cannot do it on time” 9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.” 10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means” We fought” 11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means” find a way out yourself, no help from me” 12.”You should have told me earlier” means” Well even if you told me earlier that would not have mattered!” 13.”We need to find out the real reason” means” I will tell you where your fault is” 14.”Well Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means,” You are not going home unless you finish your job” 15.”We are a team,” means,” Everybody shares the blame” 16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it” 17.”All the Best” means” You are in trouble” |
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26-03-2011, 10:32 PM
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Re: Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र
MURDER OF ENGLISH….Its really funny…enjoy The Leave Applications ; ) Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.” ———————————————— —————————– This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..” ———————————————— —————————– Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding: “as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..” ———————————————— —————————– From H.A.L. Administration Dept: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.” ———————————————— —————————– Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave” ———————————————— —————————– An incident of a leave letter: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.” ———————————————— —————————– A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” ———————————————— —————————– Another leave letter written to the headmaster: “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.” ———————————————— —————————– Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…” ———————————————— —————————– Another one: “Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…” ———————————————— —————————– Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”. ———————————————— —————————– Letter writing:- “I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.” ———————————————— —————————– A candidate’s job application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post |
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