Share Santa and Banta Jokes - Page 13

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:05 PM

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:05 PM

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:05 PM

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:06 PM

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:06 PM

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:06 PM

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:06 PM

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:06 PM

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:07 PM

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

amol · 26-11-2012, 07:07 PM

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.

26-11-2012, 07:05 PM	#121
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

26-11-2012, 07:05 PM	#122
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

26-11-2012, 07:05 PM	#123
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

26-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#124
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

26-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#125
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

26-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#126
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

26-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#127
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

26-11-2012, 07:06 PM	#128
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

26-11-2012, 07:07 PM	#129
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

26-11-2012, 07:07 PM	#130
amol Special Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Patal Lok Posts: 1,867 Rep Power: 17	Re: Share Santa and Banta Jokes Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.