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Old 10-02-2017, 07:52 PM   #12831
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पप्पू: पिताजी, प्यार एक वायरस है।

पिताजी: ...और गेट के पीछे रखा लट्ठ ऐंटी वायरस है। कहे तो अभी तेरा सिस्टम स्कैन कर देता हूं।
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Old 11-02-2017, 08:01 PM   #12832
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डॉक्टर (पप्पू से): मैं बचपन में सोचता था कि बड़ा होकर डाकू बनूंं।

पप्पू (इलाज का बिल देखकर): आप बहुत किस्मत वाले हैं डॉक्टर साहब। इस दुनिया में हर किसी के सपने सच नहीं होते हैं।
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Old 12-02-2017, 08:18 PM   #12833
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पिताजी: एक जमाना था, जब मैं 10 रुपए लेकर बाजार जाता था और किराने का सामान, सब्जी, दूध ले आता था।

बेटा: पिताजी अब जमाना बदल गया है। आजकल हर दुकान पर सीसीटीवी कैमरे लगे रहते हैं।
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Old 13-02-2017, 08:20 PM   #12834
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किसी महापुरुष ने कहा था कि रिश्वत लेना अन्याय है और आजकल के नेता समझ रहे हैं कि यह अन्य आय है।
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Old 14-02-2017, 07:08 AM   #12835
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एक वकील का बेटा रोता हुआ उसके पिताजी के पास गया और बोला.
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Old 14-02-2017, 05:36 PM   #12836
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पप्पू अपनी टीचर से, 'मिस, क्या आप मुझे रात को कॉल कर रही थीं?'

टीचर: नहीं तो...

पप्पू: कमाल है, मेरे मोबाइल फोन पर लिखा था - मिस कॉल।
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पत्नी: मैं तुमसे शादी करके पछता रही हूं।

पति: क्यों?

पत्नी: मुझे ऐसा पति चाहिए था, जो मुझसे प्यारी बातें करे और रात को रोमांटिक गाने सुनाए।

पति: तो मुझसे शादी क्यों की? एक रेडियो ले लेती।
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Old 17-02-2017, 07:36 PM   #12838
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चिंटू: मैंने अपनी वाइफ को 12वीं पास करवाई, फिर बी. ए और अब एम. ए. भी करवा दी। अब क्या करूं?

मिंटू: तू तो उसके लिए पिता से भी बढ़कर है। अब अच्छा लड़का देखकर, उसकी शादी कर दे।
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Old 18-02-2017, 08:11 PM   #12839
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चिंटू: तुम एक लीटर डीजल में कितने किलोमीटर कार चलाते हो?

मिंटू: पांच किलोमीटर।

चिंटू: केवल पांच किलोमीटर क्यों?

मिंटू: बाकी 15 किलोमीटर मेरी पत्नी चलाती है।
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पप्पू: पिता जी, अब आपको गाय के लिए भूसा लाने की जरूरत नहीं है।

पिता जी: क्यों?

पप्पू: आज टीचर ने कहा कि मेरे सिर में भूसा भरा हुआ है।
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