Killer shayaris

dipu · 16-08-2013, 07:33 PM

Using ur brain ?is strictly & very strictly prohibited..

1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,
Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman ??..

2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber??..

3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway Huh? enquiry..

4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off ?..

5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..

6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK ?..

7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...

Cool Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...

9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna ??....

10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ?..!!

11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,
1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..

13) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

14) ?Naach Bulbul Naach?, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!! ?

15) KeeP SmilinG............??

Dr.Shree Vijay · 16-08-2013, 08:14 PM

Nice.............................................. ..

dipu · 16-08-2013, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Shree Vijay

Nice.............................................. ..

rajnish manga · 16-08-2013, 08:42 PM

शायरी है धाँसू / हँसते - हँसते / आ गये आंसू

16-08-2013, 07:33 PM	#1
dipu VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rohtak (heart of haryana) Posts: 10,193 Rep Power: 90	Killer shayaris Using ur brain ?is strictly & very strictly prohibited.. 1) Na jaan Na pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman ??.. 2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber??.. 3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari, Dial 139 for railway Huh? enquiry.. 4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf, The number you are trying is currently switched off ?.. 5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo, Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.. 6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak, Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK ?.. 7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu... Cool Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan... 9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna ??.... 10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala, Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ?..!! 11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach, Asali Masale Sach Sach MDH.....MDH ...!! 12) 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss, 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss, Mutual funds are subjected to market risks.. 13) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana, Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana, Didi Tera Devar Deewana.. 14) ?Naach Bulbul Naach?, tujhe paisa milega Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!! ? 15) KeeP SmilinG............?? __________________ Forum Rules शिक्षा और नौकरियों से जुडी ख़बरें पढाई से सम्बंधित समस्याओं का हल Disclamer :- All the My Post are Free Available On INTERNET Posted By Somebody Else, I'm Not VIOLATING Any COPYRIGHTED LAW. If Anything Is Against LAW, Please Notify So That It Can Be Removed.

16-08-2013, 08:14 PM	#2
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16-08-2013, 08:42 PM	#4
rajnish manga Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Faridabad, Haryana, India Posts: 13,293 Rep Power: 241	Re: Killer shayaris शायरी है धाँसू / हँसते - हँसते / आ गये आंसू Last edited by rajnish manga; 20-08-2013 at 10:44 PM.