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03-06-2012, 10:07 AM
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03-06-2012, 10:10 AM
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Future News:-
1. Kasab dies at 85 in jail 2. Golmaal 27 will be released 3. Tushar Kapoor is still unable 2 speak or act! 4. Sharad Pawar owns half the world 5. Facebook is declared a country 6. A Raja does a 6G scam 7. A Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely 8. "Lakhshwadeep cats" 2 be the 63rd team 2 join IPL 9. Pakistan wants Tamil Nadu 10.PM says that they can resolve issues by peaceful talks |
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03-06-2012, 10:11 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga. |
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03-06-2012, 10:14 AM
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03-06-2012, 10:16 AM
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03-06-2012, 10:18 AM
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03-06-2012, 10:19 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only! |
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03-06-2012, 10:21 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!'
Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI. |
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03-06-2012, 10:24 AM
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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Just now got off the phone call with a sales guy from TATA AIG Delhi,
Sales guy: Hello Sir can i speak to the owner of the house. Me: He is in his office. Sales guy: Can you please provide me with his name and contact number? and your relation to the owner? Me: NO, he is at work and would not liked to be disturbed, i am his son. Sales guy: Sir, please its very important. Me: What is it about? Sales guy: I am from Tata Aig and i have sme nice policies for him Me: I dont think thats very important, but still you can try to have a word with him tomorrow before noon on this same number Sales guy: Aisa kyun bol rahe hai aap, kya mein un se mobile baat nahin karsakta? Me: NO you cant, he does not want to be called by random sales people at work. *I disconnected the phone* *He calls back* Sales guy: Did your father teach you this manners. to disconnect important calls midway? Me: NO, my father has taught me to disconnect the calls only when some random Chu**ya calls * He disconnects the phone* *calls back 2 min later* Sales guy: aapne joh gali di mujhe woh hamare system mein record hogayi hai. Me: Acha hai, uska cassetee banake ghar le jana aur roj sone se pehle dhyan se sunna *He disconnected the phone again* |
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