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Old 22-01-2011, 10:40 AM   #2791
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चिंटू : दीदी रो क्यूं रही है ?

मां : वह ससुराल जा रही है.

चिंटू : मुझे लगा उसे स्कूल भेज रहे हैं.
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:43 AM   #2792
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भैंस का दूध


संता : मां कहती है भैंस का दूध पीने से दिमाग तेज होता है.

बंता : मां बेवकूफ बनाती है. अगर ऐसा होता तो भैंस का बच्चा साइंटिस्ट नहीं बन जाता.
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:43 AM   #2793
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बेटा : पिताजी जब मैं बिजनेस करुंगा तो अच्छे अच्छों को हाथ में कटोरा पकड़ा दूंगा.

पिता : वह कैसे?

बेटा : पानी-पूरी बेच कर.
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:45 AM   #2794
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मुन्नी बदनाम हुई

लड़का : अपने घरवालों को छोड़ दिया तेरे लिए, सब से रिश्ता तोड़ दिया तेरे लिए…तूने आज तक क्या किया मेरे लिए ?

लड़की : मुन्नी बदनाम हुई डार्लिंग तेरे लिए.
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:48 AM   #2795
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सफल आदमी के पीछे सफल औरत

शिक्षक : “हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक औरत का हाथ होता है” इस वाक्य से तुम क्या समझते हो.

छात्र : यही कि किताबों में टाइम वेस्ट करने से बेहतर है किसी लड़की के पीछे जाना
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:49 AM   #2796
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मिर्गी के अटैक

साइंस टीचर : जब कभी किसी लड़की को मिर्गी के दौरे आएं तो उसे लंबे टाइम तक किस करो वो सही हो जाएगी.

छात्र : वो सब तो ठीक है सर, पर यह बताओ कि उसे यह दौरे दिलाएं कैसे?
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Old 22-01-2011, 10:50 AM   #2797
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हथिनि का फिगर

नर हाथियों का एक ग्रुप मादा हाथियों के ग्रुप के नजदीक से गुजरा.

अचानक कुछ आवाजें आईं, “वाह क्या फिगर है : 3600-2600-3600.”
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Old 23-01-2011, 02:42 PM   #2798
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संता: ऑपरेशन में मुझे कुछ हो गया तो डाक्टर से शादी कर लेना!
पत्नी: ऐसे क्यों कह रहे हो?
संता: क्योंकि बदला लेने का यही तरीका है!
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Old 23-01-2011, 02:47 PM   #2799
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बंता: आज रास्ते में एक बदमाश ने मेरी छाती पर रिवोल्वर तान कर कहा जितने पैसे है निकालो नहीं तो मैं तुम्हें गोली मार दूंगा!
प्रीतो: मुझे पता है तुम महामूर्ख हो, तुमने पैसे दे दिए होंगे!
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Old 23-01-2011, 02:47 PM   #2800
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बंता: आज रास्ते में एक बदमाश ने मेरी छाती पर रिवोल्वर तान कर कहा जितने पैसे है निकालो नहीं तो मैं तुम्हें गोली मार दूंगा!
प्रीतो: मुझे पता है तुम महामूर्ख हो, तुमने पैसे दे दिए होंगे!
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