19-09-2011, 12:39 PM | #151 |
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23-09-2011, 11:31 PM | #152 |
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch...
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24-09-2011, 11:39 PM | #153 |
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27-09-2011, 01:40 PM | #155 |
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes on the Christmas eve and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was dowfrn, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Christmas eve. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice Christmas," said the officer.
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Chatting chatting..... Yes Papaaaa with new girlfriends... No Papaaa .........telling lies...... No Papaaa open your facebook... ha..ha..ha.... |
08-10-2011, 04:01 PM | #157 |
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Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand
karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma) Deepika(Customer) :Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma). Shopkeeper:Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun....(stammerin g) Deepika(Customer) :Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to koi woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le! Shopkeeper:Man gaye!! Deepika(Customer) :Kise? Shopkeeper:Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!! Now the song starts... ;-) WASHING POWDER NIRMA WASHING POWDER NIRMA DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE SABKI PASAND NIRMA WASHING POWDER NIRMA NIRMA....... ......... ... LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN........ kya yaar kab sudhroge... |
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GALILEO: Great mind!
EINSTINE: Genius mind! NEWTON: Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES: Brilliant mind! ME: Master mind! YOU??? Never mind! A - U are attractive B - U are the Best C - U are Cute D - U are Dear to me E - U are Excellent F - U are Funny G - U are Goodlooking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking |
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HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya URDU AAP KUCH BOLEIN? HUM KYA BOLEIN?? MULAIZA FARMAYEIN IRSHAD TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA? KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE?? ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!! ENGLISH: Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak, baby,what else? SANSKRIT : Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyam ....... |
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LADKIYON KI KAHANI: If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai" If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai" If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai" If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar" If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai" If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai" If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her If she acts smarter she thinks its her right If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai" If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai" If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me" If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child" If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture" If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care for u. |
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