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Old 07-01-2017, 07:11 PM   #12791
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प्रेम करो, युद्ध नहीं ….
और अगर दोनों करना है
तो शादी कर लो….!!!
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Old 07-01-2017, 07:12 PM   #12792
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दुनिया में अभी उतनी बुराई
नही फैली है
जितना हम आप सोच रहे है.!!
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अभी भी समोसे के साथ
मीठी और तीखी,
दोनो चटनी फ्री ही मिल
रही है !!
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Old 07-01-2017, 07:13 PM   #12793
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आज तक समझ नहीं आया कि
जब दिल मे कोई
हड्डी ही नहीं
है..
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तो साला टूट
कहा से जाता है…?
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Old 09-01-2017, 07:06 PM   #12794
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(संता 4-5 दिन से परेशान था।)

बंता: क्या हुआ? क्यों परेशान है?

संता: यार! एक बात समझ नहीं आ रही।

बंता: कौनसी बात?

संता: मेरी बहन के तो 2 भाई हैं और मेरा सिर्फ 1 ही क्यों?
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Old 09-01-2017, 07:07 PM   #12795
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बीवी: सुनो जी, आपने काम वाली बाई को I Love You बोल दिया क्या?
पति: नहीं तो, क्यों क्या हुआ?
बीवी: कल तक मुझे भाभी बुलाती थी, आज दीदी बुला रही है।
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:58 PM   #12796
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चुनाव लड़ रही महिला से रिपोर्टर ने पूछा: आपको चुनाव लड़ने का ख्याल कैसे आया?

महिला: मैं घर में जब भी अपने पति से लड़ती हूं, तो जीत मेरी ही होती है।
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Old 12-01-2017, 07:11 PM   #12797
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पत्नी: मैं आपसे बात नहीं करूंगी।

पति: ठीक है।

पत्नी: क्या आप कारण नहीं पूछेंगे?

पति: नहीं, मैं तुम्हारे फैसले की इज्जत करता हूं।
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Old 13-01-2017, 09:17 PM   #12798
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पति: चलो, आज डिनर के लिए बाहर चलते हैं।

पत्नी: अभी तो लंच टाइम है।

पति: तुम्हारे तैयार होने तक डिनर का टाइम हो ही जाएगा।
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Old 13-01-2017, 09:19 PM   #12799
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आजकल एक नया चलन शुरू हुआ है, घर बैठे मोबाईल से बुक कराके कुछ भी मंगा लो...।

एक सरदार ने सलामत स्वीट्स को फ़ोन लगाया...

tring tring..

सलामत स्वीट्स मे आपका स्वागत है,
कहिए क्या चाहिए.?"

सरदार बोला"मिठाई चाहिए।"

"लड्डू के लिए एक दबाए,
रसगुल्ला के लिए दो दबाए,
काजू कतली के लिए तीन दबाए,
गुलाब जामुन के लिए चार दबाए,
मलाई पेड़े के लिए...."

सरदार बोला मुझे लड्डू चाहिए थे,
मैंने एक दबाया,

"बूंदी के लिए एक दबाए,
मोतीचूर के लिए दो दबाए,
मगज के लिए तीन दबाए,
सोंठ के लिए चार......"

सरदार ने दो दबाया.....
मोतीचूर चाहिए।

एक किलो के लिए एक दबाए,
पाँच किलो के लिए दो दबाए,
एक क्विंटल के लिए तीन दबाए..."

गलती से तीसरा बटन दब गया।

डर के मारे सरदार ने फोन काट दिया ।

पर अगले ही पल फ़ोन आया -
"आपसे एक क्विंटल मोतीचूर के लड्डू का आर्डर मिला है,
अपना एड्रेस बताए।"

सरदार बोला - "मैंने तो कोई फोन नहीँ किया है ।"

"आपके भाई ने किया होगा
इसी नंबर से था..
अपने भाई को फ़ोन दीजिए।"

सरदार बोला -
"हम लोग छः भाई हैं,

बड़े से बात के लिए एक दबाए,
उससे छोटे के लिए दो दबाए,
उससे छोटे के लिए तीन दबाए,
उससे छोटे के लिए चार...."

सामने वाले ने फ़ोन काट दिया।
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Old 13-01-2017, 10:18 PM   #12800
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पत्नी: अजी सुनते हो, मिर्ची किस मौसम में लगती है?

पति: इसका कोई खास मौसम नहीं है। जब सच बोलो तब लग जाती है।
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