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Old 28-10-2010, 01:53 AM   #21
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शायद आपका ध्यान पिछले चुटकुलों की और नहीं गया... आपसे भी तो मच्छर बिकवा दिया गया है. हा हा हा .
आपको ठीक से याद नहीं है मित्र. मैंने वो मच्छर तुरंत ही नहीं बेचा था. कुछ देर स्टॉक करने के बात जब चाइनीज ने रेट बहुत ही ऊँचे दे दिए तब मैंने उसे एक एक करके मच्छर बेचा था. धन्यबाद.
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Old 28-10-2010, 01:54 AM   #22
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एक लड़की व्हिस्पर का पैकेट हाथ में लेकर बस स्टॉप पर खड़ी थी.

एक भिखारी " मैडम कुछ खाने को दे दो "

लड़की " मेरे पास खाने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं है "

भिखारी " ये ब्रैड का पैकेट ही दे दो "

लड़की " कल आना सोस लगा कर दूँगी "
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Old 28-10-2010, 01:56 AM   #23
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Guys, if you can use english, that would be much more appreciated, as it makes easier for everyone to understand, no matter which part of the world they belong to.

Also, make sure to check out games.abhisays.com. Its fun.

Definitely we could use english as the medium but we feel more at home when we express ourself in Hindi. Never mind we will definitely bring something for everybody to understand.

Thanks a lot for your frank opinion.
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Old 28-10-2010, 01:59 AM   #24
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अक्ष जी, बहुत प्रसन्नता की बात है की आपका यह सूत्र स्वतः ही बिना किसी विवाद के सही विभाग में स्थानांतरित किया जा चुका है. इस के लिए फोरम प्रबंधन वाकई तारीफ़ के काबिल है.
मैं फोरम प्रबंधन का शुक्रिया अदा करता हूँ.
धन्यवाद.
में भी आपकी बात से पूरा इत्तेफाक रखता हूँ. पर मित्र ये फोरम अभी बहुत ही छोटा और शुरुआत की स्टेज पर है. फिर भी कमाल का प्रबंधन है.
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Old 28-10-2010, 02:02 AM   #25
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guys, if you can use english, that would be much more appreciated, as it makes easier for everyone to understand, no matter which part of the world they belong to.

Also, make sure to check out games.abhisays.com. Its fun.

मित्र जितेन्द्र गर्ग जी, आपने अपना कीमती विचार यहाँ रखा उसके लिए आपका धन्यवाद. मित्र, हिंदी भाषा भारत में ही नहीं अपितु पूरे विश्व में भारतीय समुदाय के लोगों द्वारा पढ़ी और समझी जाती है. यदि हम इस कंप्यूटर के युग में समस्त विश्व को दिखा दें की देखो.. हिंदी भी कुछ है. तो इसमें क्या बुराई है? फिर भी कृपया हमारा मार्ग दर्शन करें की क्या हम यहाँ पर हिंदी में अपने विचार व्यक्त करने के लिए स्वतंत्र हैं?
आपके जवाब के इन्तेजार में...जलवा.
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Old 28-10-2010, 02:08 AM   #26
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बकील ( अपराधी से) चाकू पर तुम्हारे उंगलियो के निशान पाऐ गये हैं। खून तुम् ने ही किया है। इस पर अपराधी बोला, बकील साहिब आप ऐसा कैसे कह सकते है कि चाकू पर मेरे उंगलियो के निशान पाऐ गये हैं? क्योकि खुन करते समय मैने तो दसताने पहन रखे थे!
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Old 28-10-2010, 02:09 AM   #27
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पत्नी, गुस्से मे पति महोदय पर बरसी- मै पूछती हूं कि ऐसा चोर नौकर क्यो रखा है?
पति- क्यो, क्या बात हो गई?
पत्नी- होना क्या था, आप परसों होटल से जो चांदी की प्लेट उठा लाए थे, वह इस ने गायब कर दी है।
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Old 28-10-2010, 02:12 AM   #28
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मित्र जितेन्द्र गर्ग जी, आपने अपना कीमती विचार यहाँ रखा उसके लिए आपका धन्यवाद. मित्र, हिंदी भाषा भारत में ही नहीं अपितु पूरे विश्व में भारतीय समुदाय के लोगों द्वारा पढ़ी और समझी जाती है. यदि हम इस कंप्यूटर के युग में समस्त विश्व को दिखा दें की देखो.. हिंदी भी कुछ है. तो इसमें क्या बुराई है? फिर भी कृपया हमारा मार्ग दर्शन करें की क्या हम यहाँ पर हिंदी में अपने विचार व्यक्त करने के लिए स्वतंत्र हैं?
आपके जवाब के इन्तेजार में...जलवा.
I agree that everyone should discuss in hindi, if possible. But, this forum is not just viewed by Hindi speaking public. Considering we want this place to be friendly to everyone, using a language which is understood by most of us, is better.

Also, since there is no such rule yet, you can use hindi for any conversation, you like. But, we would appreciate your efforts to help us, make this a familiar place for everyone, and not just Hindi-speaking users. Being said that, we do appreciate your love for Hindi.




Also, make sure to check out games.abhisays.com. Its fun.
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Old 28-10-2010, 02:16 AM   #29
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i agree that everyone should discuss in hindi, if possible. But, this forum is not just viewed by hindi speaking public. Considering we want this place to be friendly to everyone, using a language which is understood by most of us, is better.

Also, since there is no such rule yet, you can use hindi for any conversation, you like. But, we would appreciate your efforts to help us, make this a familiar place for everyone, and not just hindi-speaking users. Being said that, we do appreciate your love for hindi.




Also, make sure to check out games.abhisays.com. Its fun.
मार्गदर्शन के लिए आपका बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद.


चुटकुला:
भोलू - पता है? पहले मैं बहुत आवारागर्दी किया करता था। क्या तुम
भी ऐसा ही करती थी?
प्रेमिका- अब बिना गुण मिले शादी थोड़े ही हो सकती है।
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बेटा " पापा जैसे आप मुझे मारते हो क्या आपके पापा भी आपको वैसे ही मारते थे ?"

बाप " बिलकुल मारते थे "

बेटा " और दादा जी के पापा भी दादाजी को ऐसे ही मारते थे ?"

बाप " बिलकुल ऐसे ही मारते होंगे "

बेटा " तो फिर ये खानदानी गुंडागर्दी कब ख़त्म होगी ?"
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