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Old 31-10-2015, 01:10 AM   #41
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राजनीति में आने वाले लोग किसी न किसी बात से हमेशा परेशान रहते हैं. टिकट न मिले तो परेशानी. चुनाव जीतने पर मंत्री न बनने की परेशानी. मंत्री बन गए तो मनपसंद विभाग न मिलने की परेशानी आदि आदि.
सिर्फ राजनीति में आने वाले ही क्यों, हर कोई किसी न किसी बात से परेशान है.
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बहुत बढिया रजनीश जी .....आपका हर एक व्यंग्य लाजवाब है .....
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really nice thread...
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It's a nice thread about joke. I love reading good humor articles. Newspapers used to be great those days.
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Old 17-08-2016, 10:06 PM   #45
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पिता जी!

हाँ, बेटा?

दिल्ली के मुख्य मंत्री केजरीवाल जी ने कहा है कि हम दिल्ली में शराब बेचने वाली कोई नई दूकान नहीं खोलेंगे.

हाँ, वह तो है, बेटा. यह भी हो सकता है पुरानी दुकानों को नई जगह शिफ्ट कर दिया जाये.

वह क्यों, पिता जी?

ताकि लोगबाग शराब पीने की बुरी आदत से बच सकें.

लेकिन यह भी तो हो सकता है कि जिस जगह लोगों को शराब प्राप्त करने में दिक्कत होती है, वहाँ मोहल्ला सभा प्रशासन को गाइड कर सकती है?

पता नहीं, बेटा.

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Old 18-08-2016, 12:16 AM   #46
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और पिता जी!

हाँ, बेटा?

प्रधानमंत्री ने 15 अगस्त के अपने भाषण में बलूचिस्तान, गिलगित आदि में मानव अधिकारों के हनन और उनकी आज़ादी का ज़िक्र क्यों किया?

उन्होंने तो पाकिस्तान को आईना दिखाया है, बेटा. वो कश्मीर में आतंक को बढ़ावा दे रहे हैं, तो उनके अपने इलाकों में क्या हो रहा है, इस बारे में भी तो विश्व को मालूम होना चाहिये. बलूचिस्तान की आज़ादी के लिये बलूची नौजवान कमर कसे बैठे हैं. यह हमारी सरकार की ओर से खेला गया एक राजनीतिक दाँव था, बेटा.

लेकिन क्या इससे कश्मीर में जारी खून-खराबा समाप्त हो जायेगा?

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सही कहा । कश्मीर मामला हमारे लिए अधिक संगीन है । बचूलिस्तान की बात कर के हम कश्मीर से मूंह नहीं फेर सकते ।
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उत्तर प्रदेश में जो हो रहा है

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पिता जी!

हाँ, बेटा?

आज कल उत्तर प्रदेश में सत्तारुढ़ समाजवादी पार्टी के दो गुटों में घमासान चल रहा है.

हाँ, बेटा. विधानसभा चुनावों से कुछ पहले ऐसा होना दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण है.

लेकिन पिता जी, देखने में आया है कि इन दिनों उत्तर प्रदेश में अपराध कुछ कम हो गए हैं.

हाँ, बेटा! यह तो अच्छी खबर है.

क्या ऐसा इसलिए तो नहीं कि अपराधियों को समझ ही नहीं आ रहा कि पकडे जाने पर किस खेमे का दामन पकड़ें?

पता नहीं, बेटा.
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