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Old 23-04-2011, 10:21 AM   #1
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Subject - A kya bolti tu
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya


URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!


ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We値l roam, we値l loaf, we値l sing, we値l dance we値l freak, baby,what else?


SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam.
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Definition Of a Girl:
-The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P
-The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D
-The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O
Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak
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Old 23-04-2011, 10:23 AM   #4
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Sagar ka interview tha

Sawal aya: English mai translate kro

MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON

Sagar:

I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..
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Old 23-04-2011, 10:25 AM   #5
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Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

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Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..??
Har baat mein joke chaiye..
Jaan Lelo Nikku ki
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"A Question Asked In A Talent Test "

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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The Answer Came:
"Why Should I"
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Old 23-04-2011, 10:26 AM   #7
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" Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

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is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega...............

isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................
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Old 23-04-2011, 10:27 AM   #8
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Giri: Aaj prty kyu de rahe ho?

Nikhil: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,

bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us

par nahi baitha tha, varna

mai bhi kho jata
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Printing mistake in Question paper : " Prove that 2/10=0.2 " is wrongly printed that " 2/10=2 "

Rocking students answered as below,


2 = TWO,

10 = TEN

TWO / TEN = WO / EN

W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)

E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2

Hence proved !
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Teacher : " Jab tu ek jhhoot bolega to tere 5 minute life se kat jayega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aur jab tu haste samay tere life main 10 minute juda jayega"
















Veer : " Toh hum haskar jooth bola toh humari life main 5 minute zyada milega na teacher???????????????????"
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