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Old 01-12-2012, 08:54 AM   #1
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Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!


For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?
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Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.

Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'
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Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye....

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Lado Mat... Sabko milega...
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
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Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.

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Banta bought two corner tickets:
A1 ............... A25
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Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!
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Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
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