Humour Unlimited - Page 7

Sakshi.R · 08-06-2011, 03:29 PM

Universal truth we learnt-

"Sun rises in the east"

Fact-

Sun neither rises nor sets, only Earth rotates.

Moral- Education kills our common sense.

ndhebar · 08-06-2011, 10:32 PM

New generation way to insult :

A guy to a rude girl :- If i ever wanted to commit suicide...
I will jump from your ego level to your IQ level

amit_tiwari · 09-06-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sakshi.R

Universal truth we learnt-

"Sun rises in the east"

Fact-

Sun neither rises nor sets, only Earth rotates.

Moral- Education kills our common sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndhebar

New generation way to insult :

A guy to a rude girl :- If i ever wanted to commit suicide...
I will jump from your ego level to your IQ level

dipu · 09-06-2011, 01:17 PM

Education kills our common sense

बहुत बढिया

Sakshi.R · 14-06-2011, 06:58 PM

A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
“W T F Dad”
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell ,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
“Welcome To Facebook”

jitendragarg · 14-06-2011, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sakshi.R

Universal truth we learnt-

"Sun rises in the east"

Fact-

Sun neither rises nor sets, only Earth rotates.

Moral- Education kills our common sense.

Reminds me of a quote... goes something like this,

"I was born intelligent, education ruined me".

Sakshi.R · 14-06-2011, 07:36 PM

Changing Exam Pattern-----

In 1990- Answer all Questions,

In 2005- Answer any 5 questions,

In 2015- Read only questions,

In 2020- Thanx for coming, Aap aae, Bahar aai........

Sakshi.R · 15-06-2011, 11:46 AM

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord: “God, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies: “A second.”

The man asks: “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

The Lord replies: “A penny.”

The man asks: “Can I have a penny?”

The Lord replies: “Wait a second.”

Sakshi.R · 15-06-2011, 11:50 AM

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!

The Japanese exclaimed, “What??… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

Sakshi.R · 15-06-2011, 11:57 AM

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

08-06-2011, 03:29 PM	#61
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Universal truth we learnt- "Sun rises in the east" Fact- Sun neither rises nor sets, only Earth rotates. Moral- Education kills our common sense.

08-06-2011, 10:32 PM	#62
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09-06-2011, 01:17 PM	#64
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14-06-2011, 06:58 PM	#65
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad” Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell , U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

14-06-2011, 07:36 PM	#67
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Changing Exam Pattern----- In 1990- Answer all Questions, In 2005- Answer any 5 questions, In 2015- Read only questions, In 2020- Thanx for coming, Aap aae, Bahar aai........

15-06-2011, 11:46 AM	#68
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord: “God, what does a million years mean to you?” The Lord replies: “A second.” The man asks: “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies: “A penny.” The man asks: “Can I have a penny?” The Lord replies: “Wait a second.”

15-06-2011, 11:50 AM	#69
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!. After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!” The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!! The Japanese exclaimed, “What??… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

15-06-2011, 11:57 AM	#70
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.