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Old 24-02-2018, 07:04 PM   #13961
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मेहमानों के घर से जाते ही उनके दिए गए रुपये...
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छीन लेना भी एक तरह का महाघोटाला है!
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:05 PM   #13962
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इंसानी दिमाग का कोई जवाब नहीं...
जब अकेले मूंगफली खाता है तो पहले छोटी-छोटी खाता है...
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और जब दोस्तों के साथ खाए तोपहले बड़ी-बड़ी खाता है।
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:08 PM   #13963
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पेन खो जाए तो नया ले सकते हैं।
लेकिन उसका ढक्कन खो जाए तो नया नहीं ले सकते हैं।
इसलिए,
जीवन में एक बात हमेशा याद रखना...

पेन हमेशा टिचुक-टिचुक वाला ही लेना!
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:08 PM   #13964
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विज्ञापनों वाली ममी बहुत अच्छी होती हैं।
बच्चे कपड़े गंदे करके आएं तो भी हंसकर धो देती हैं।

बचपन में जब हम कपड़े गंदे करके आते थे,
तब पहले हमारी धुलाई होती थी, बाद में कपड़ों की।
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:09 PM   #13965
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ट्रेन में टीटीइ: टिकट दिखाओ।
पप्पू: नहीं है।
टीटीइ: टिकट क्यों नहीं लिया?
पप्पू: क्योंकि रेलवे स्टेशन पर लिखा था कि अनजान आदमी से कोई चीज न लें।
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:09 PM   #13966
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पुलिसवाला: तुम चोरी क्यों करते हो?
चोर: आपके लिए।

पुलिसवाला : क्या मतलब?
चोर: हमें पकड़ने के लिए ही तो आपको नौकरी मिलती है।
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Old 24-02-2018, 07:10 PM   #13967
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पत्नी: आराम के लिए डॉक्टर ने किसी हिल स्टेशन पर जाने को कहा है। बताओ हम कहां जाएंगे?
पति: किसी दूसरे डॉक्टर के पास।
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Old 25-02-2018, 07:35 PM   #13968
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राजू: मैं जो अब कविता सुनाने जा रहा हूं, उसका शीर्षक है आग, पानी और धुआं।
पप्पू: तो एक शब्द में क्यों नहीं कहते कि हुक्का है।
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Old 25-02-2018, 07:51 PM   #13969
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ब्लडबैक में मोनू: मुझे एक बोतल खून दे दो।
सिस्टर: ब्लडग्रुप बताओ?

मोनू: कोई सा भी चलेगा।
सिस्टर: मतलब?
मोनू: अरे मुझे तो लव लेटर लिखना है।
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Old 25-02-2018, 07:51 PM   #13970
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राजेश: कुछ काम करो।
सुरेश: मैं गर्मियों में काम नहीं करता।
राजेश: और सर्दियों में क्या करते हो?
सुरेश: गर्मियां आने का इंतजार।
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