Witticisms

internetpremi · 21-01-2014, 09:12 PM

Dorothy Parker, American poet, writer and satirist (1893-1967)
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“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”

“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed.’”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
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21-01-2014, 09:12 PM	#1
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Witticisms Dorothy Parker, American poet, writer and satirist (1893-1967) ======= “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” “I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.” “The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed.’” “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” ===========