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05-01-2010, 07:03 AM
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Doctor and Santa Singh
Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor : dawai khali thi kya? Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi. Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko peeliya tha kya? Santa : Nai. Doctor, Peeliya to mujhe tha. Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nai? Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Doctor : Kyon? Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai. Santa : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.! Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga |
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05-01-2010, 07:04 AM
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wife : why are you coming late ? husband : don't u know today is my marriage anniversary date.
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