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Old 11-01-2018, 08:28 PM   #13801
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प्रेमी – जल्दी से शादी कर लेते हैं।
प्रेमिका – पहले अपने हालात तो ठीक हो जाएं।
प्रेमी – तुम क्यों फिक्र करती हो । शादी से कोई असर नहीं पड़ेगा। तुम अपनी नौकरी जारी रखना, मैं अपनी नौकरी की तलाश जारी रखूंगा …… !!!
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Old 12-01-2018, 08:59 PM   #13802
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नर्सरी के बच्चे ने आंसरशीट पर सू-सू कर दिया।
टीचर: यह तुमने क्या किया?
बच्चा: मम्मी ने कहा था कि जो पहले आ रहा हो, वही करना।
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Old 12-01-2018, 09:00 PM   #13803
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पत्नी: शादी के बाद अब आप मुझसे प्यार नहीं करते।
पति: परीक्षा पास करने के बाद कौन पढ़ता है यार?
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Old 14-01-2018, 05:00 PM   #13804
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पहला दोस्त – आज मेरा फिर से कटरीना को किस करने का दिल कर रहा है …
दूसरा दोस्त – क्या मतलब ? क्या तू पहले कटरीना को किस कर चुका है ?
पहला दोस्त – नहीं … पहले भी एक बार दिल किया था … !!!
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Old 14-01-2018, 05:01 PM   #13805
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रामलाल और श्यामलाल एक जंगल से गुजर रहे थे. अचानक सामने से बंदूकधारी डाकुओं ने उन्हें घेर लिया.
श्यामलाल ने फ़ौरन अपना बटुआ निकाला और रकम निकालकर रामलाल को देते हुए बोला – “ले भाई अपने पांच हजार रुपये जो तूने मुझे उधार दिए थे !”
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Old 14-01-2018, 05:01 PM   #13806
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लड़का – सर, मैं आपकी बेटी से 15 साल से प्यार करता हूँ.
लड़की का पिता – तो अब क्या चाहते हो ?
लड़का – शादी.
लड़की का पिता – थैंक गॉड, मैंने सोचा शायद तुम पेंशन चाहते हो … !
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Old 14-01-2018, 05:02 PM   #13807
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एक महिला के पति का देहांत हो गया.
वह बीमा कंपनी के ऑफिस जाकर मैनेजर से बोली – “मैनेजर साहब, मेरे पति गुजर गए हैं. उनके बीमे का रुपया दिलवाइए.”
मैनेजर बोला – “इस घटना को सुनकर बहुत दुःख हुआ.”
महिला बोली – “जरुर हो रहा होगा. मर्दों का हर जगह यही हाल है. जब भी औरत के हाथ में चार पैसे मिलने का मौका आता है, उन्हें बड़ा दुःख होता है.”
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प्रेमिका : मेरे ओंठ गुलाब की पंखुड़ी जैसे हैं ना ?
प्रेमी : हाँ
प्रेमिका : मेरी आँखें कमल के फूल जैसी हैं ना ?
प्रेमी : हाँ
प्रेमिका : मेरी आवाज कोयल जैसी है ना ?
प्रेमी : हाँ
प्रेमिका : मेरी चाल मोरनी जैसी है ना ?
प्रेमी : हाँ
प्रेमिका : ओह ! तुम कितनी अच्छी बातें करते हो … !
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Old 14-01-2018, 06:57 PM   #13809
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डॉक्टर: क्या आप जानते हैं कि शराबएक धीमा जहर है? यह आपको धीरे-धीरे एक दिन मार डालेगी।
पप्पू: ...तो मुझे कौन सा मरने की जल्दी है?
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Old 14-01-2018, 06:59 PM   #13810
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पप्पू (डब्बू से): आपकी शादी किस से हुई?
डब्बू: मेरी शादी एक औरत से हुई है।
पप्पू: बेवकूफ क्या कभी किसी मर्द से भी शादी होती है?
डब्बू: हां, मेरी बहन की हुई है।
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