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At the beginning of relationship ,

Every wife treats her husband as GOD,

But later don't know why alphabets get reversed?

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At a wedding party recently someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.

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Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft USA.

Few days later he got this reply:

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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,

Bill Gates.

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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno,

aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued

"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ?

Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

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Dear Mr. Laloo - Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

You do not meet - aap to milte hi nahin ho

our requirement - humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Tohar Billva

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