Humour Unlimited

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usband comes early and sees wife with another guy.

Wife: why are you early?

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: Don't try to change the topic

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>READ @ UR OWN RISK<
Deadly Answers
Question : You are in a boat in the
middle of a river. You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one
cigarette. You dont have anything else
with you in the boat? How will you do
it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw
it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER.. ......using this
LIGHTER you can light the other
Cigarette
another deadly answer.

Another solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches. Using the
matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette
If that was not
enough, one more deadly answer... .

Take water in your hand and drop it
drop by drop...( TIP - TIP)"TIP TIP
barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."us
aag se hamne cigarette
jalayee". . . . . . .
If that was not enough, one more
deadly answer....

Start praising one cigarette, The other
will get jealous&"jalney lagega"

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My wife” replied the hunter.

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Gf: Peeke gadi mat chalana boht acdnt ho rhe hai

Bf-thnx baby,u r so carin!

Frnd- peeke gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai

Boy- Baap ko mat sikha.!!

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