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15-07-2013, 04:54 PM | #1 |
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Re: A Big Collection of Premium Jokes
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17-07-2013, 09:37 PM | #2 |
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एक आदमी ने जू में तीन भाषाएं बोलने वाला तोता देखा,
जो अंग्रेजी, हिंदी और भोजपुरी बोलता था| उसने तीनों भाषाएं टेस्ट करने के लिए पूछा: आदमी (अंग्रेजी में): हू आर यू? तोता: आई एम पैरेट. आदमी (हिंदी में): तुम कौन हो? तोता: मैं तोता हूं| आदमी (भोजपुरी में): तू का हौवा? तोता: तोहरे माई के दूल्हा हैरे, एक बार बता दहली, ता बार-बार कहन पूछत हौवा...
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17-07-2013, 09:37 PM | #3 |
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मास्टर- आं रै नत्थू तन्नैं होमवर्क क्यूं नीं कर्या?
नत्थू- जी लाइट नीं थी। मास्टर- तो मोमबत्ती जला लेता। नत्थू- सर जी! माचिस नीं थी। मास्टर- क्यूं माचिस क्यूं नीं थी? नत्थू- जी वा पूजाघर मैं राखी थी। मास्टर- तो पूजाघर तैं ठाण मैं तेरे गोड्डे झुकै थे? नत्थू- जी बात या है अक मैं नहाया होया नीं था। मास्टर- रै ढोंगी! नहाया क्यूं नीं था? नत्थू- जी पाणी नीं था। मास्टर- रै बावलीबूच! पाणी कित जा रह्या था? नत्थू- जी मोटर नीं चाल री थी। मास्टर- मोटर क्यां तैं नीं चाल री थी? नत्थू- सर बताया तो है अक बिजली नीं थी।
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28-01-2013, 02:24 PM | #4 |
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बीवी: लड़कों का कॉमनसेंस बिलकुल जीरो होता है।
पति: क्यों? बीवी: देखो ना जेंट्स टॉयलेट में लिख कर आएंगे "शालू आई लव यू"... अब क्या शालू वहां पढ़ने जाएगी? बेवकूफ लड़के।
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28-01-2013, 05:02 PM | #5 |
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अगर शालू वहाँ पर नही जायेगी तो फिर इस बीबी को कैसे पता चला कि मर्द जेंट्स टोइलेट मे ऐसा लिख कर आते है..??:egyptian :
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28-01-2013, 05:25 PM | #6 |
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29-01-2013, 04:06 PM | #8 |
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आच्छी पुरानी बात है एक बे गाम में बरात जिमन लाग रि थी ,अर थोडा - थोडा अँधेरा था और जिमानिया( खाना परोसने वाला ) में एक ताऊ था बेचारे ने कम दिखा करता पर ताऊ पुरे जोश में लाग रह्या था-- लाडू ----जलेबी ---------- पूरी ----------- साग
साग का नाम सुन क न एक गंजे बराती न रुका मारा - ताऊ थोडा सा साग घाल दे ताऊ गया अँधेरा ते हो ऐ रहा था अर उपर ते दिखे भी कम ,ताऊ न भरा साग का चमचा अर गंजे क सर पे घाल दिया गंजा चिल्लाया ---- फूक दिया र -फूक दिया र ,ताऊ के कर रहा स ताऊ बोल्या - भाई जब प्लेट न इतनी उपर क्यों ठा रा था
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The Boss asked to his secretary : This week we are going abroad.so make arrangements.
Secretary makes call to her husband : This week My Boss and I will be going abroad. so take care of yourself. Husband makes call to his secret lover : My wife is going abroad this week.So we can spend this together. Secret lover makes call to the small boy to whom she gives private tution and told:This week I have some urgent work so there will notbe any classes this week and you need not come this week. The small boy makes call to his grandfather : Grandpa this week there will not be any classes as my teacher has some urgent work.so we can spend this week together. Grandfather (The Boss)makes call to his secretary : cancel the trip asI will spend this week with mygrandson.We will not attend that meeting. The Secretary makes call to her husband : Sorry My bosshas cancelled the trip.so I willnot go abroad this week. The husband makes call to his secret lover : sorry my wife has cancelled her trip. so we will not be able to spend this week together. The secret lover calls to thesmall boy : There will be classes as usual this week also. The small boy makes call to his grandfather (The Boss):Grandpa sorry,There will be classes as usual this week also.so I will not spend this week together. The Boss makes call to his secretary :We will attend that meeting .so make arrangements. What is this?? This is deadlock!!!!! |
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