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Old 18-05-2017, 08:23 PM   #12981
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भयंकर ट्रान्स्लेशन
हिन्दी - "संतोष आम खाता है। "
अंग्रेजी - "Satisfaction is General Account."
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:06 PM   #12982
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पत्नी: आपको बर्थडे पर क्या गिफ्ट दूं?

पति: गिफ्ट छोड़ो, बस थोड़ी इज्जत से बात कर लिया करो।

पत्नी (5 मिनट सोचकर): नहीं, मैं तो गिफ्ट ही दूंगी।
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:06 PM   #12983
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भारत में दो वर्ग दुःखी है

1 मुस्लिम महिला
2 हिंदू पुरुष

एक को तलाक़ मिलने का ग़म
दूसरे को तलाक न मिलने का ग़म
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:06 PM   #12984
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टीचर बच्चों से :- हॉस्पिटल का क्या मतलब होता है ?

पप्पू :- मास्टर जी, पृथ्वी से स्वर्ग की ओर जाते समय जो टोल प्लाजा आता है वही 'हॉस्पिटल होता है।
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:07 PM   #12985
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वजन कम करने में राई के दाने बहुत उपयोगी है

विधि-
एक तांबे का बर्तन ले और उसे जमीन से 6 फ़ीट ऊचॉई पर रख दें
फिर 1 किलो राई के दाने जमीन पे बिखेर दें,,और फिर राई का एक एक दाना जमीन पे से उठा के ऊपर रखे बर्तन में तब तक डालें,,जब तक राई खत्म न हो जाये,, ये सत्य और आजमाया हुआ तरीका है,,जरुर ट्राय करें,,

और झीरो फिगर चाहिये ती खसखसका इस्तमाल करना फायदेमंद होगा
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:07 PM   #12986
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एक लुगाई ने हरियाणवी लड़के से पूछा - अरे बेटा तेरा ब्याह
हो लिया के ?
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हरियाणवी लड़का - ना ताई मैं तो न्युंए दुखी हूँ।।।
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:09 PM   #12987
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ये तो अच्छा हुआ कि 1947 में whatsapp नहीं था....,

वरना आजादी के लिए कोई जंग में उतरता ही नहीं..,

लोग घर बैठे ही कहते कि......

इस msg को इतना फैलाओ कि अंग्रेज खुद भारत छोड़कर भाग जाए।
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:10 PM   #12988
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कितने ही वैज्ञानिक पैदा हुये और मैडल लेकर मर गये पर ये पता नही लगा पाये कि






नहाने के बाद शरीर साफ होता है तो फिर तौलिया गंदा कैसे हो जाता है ?
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Old 19-05-2017, 10:11 PM   #12989
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कोई जाकर इन सड़क पर बोर्ड लगाने वालों को समझाओ...

हर जगह लिखते है
*घर पर आपका कोई इंतजार कर रहा है*

बंदा गाड़ी और तेज़ चलाता है। पता नहीं कौन मिलने आया है ।

अगर लिखा जाए
*घर पर बीबी इंतजार कर रही है*
तो बन्दे की स्पीड खुद ब खुद कम हो जाएगी


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जब दो महिलाये आपस में कानाफूसी कर रही हों
तो उसे हम .....डेटा ट्रांसफर करना कहते हैं।

और जब बाद में ये कहें कि .. मरन दो जिज्जी अपने को क्या करना
तो समझ लीजिए पूरा डेटा ट्रांसफर हो चुका है।
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