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Old 17-04-2014, 02:39 PM   #8511
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ट्रैफिक पुलिस ने हाई स्पीड से
गाड़ी चला रहे बंता की गाड़ी को रोका और बंता से
पूछा:
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क्या तुम्हें पता नही यह प्रतिबंधित क्षेत्र
है यहां हाई स्पीड से
गाड़ी चलाना मना है, तुम इतना तेज
गाड़ी क्यों चला रहे थे?
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बंता ने जवाब दिया मेरी गाड़ी की ब्रेक
फेल हो गई है, इससे पहले की एक्सीडेंट
हो जाए मैं घर पहुंचना चाहता था!

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Old 17-04-2014, 02:45 PM   #8512
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राहुल ने गुजरात मॉडल को टॉफी मॉडल बताया,
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सोनिया बोलीं - हे भगवान! ये बच्चा टॉफी बिस्किट से कब बाहर आएगा।


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Old 18-04-2014, 12:09 AM   #8513
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प्राइमरी स्कूल की कैन्टीन में एक काउंटर पर सेब का बास्केट रखा था, जिस पर लिखा था-
'एक से ज्यादा न लें, भगवान आपको देख रहे हैं!'
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दूसरे काउंटर पर एक बास्केट में ढेर सारी चॉकलेट्स थीं।
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शरारती बंटी वहां गया और उसने लिख दिया-
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'जितनी चाहो उतनी ले लो, भगवान सेब देखने में बिज़ी हैं!'
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Old 18-04-2014, 12:50 AM   #8514
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एक पहलवान अपने बच्चे के साथ ट्रेन में यात्रा कर रहा था. बच्चे की हाथ में ढेर सारी चॉकलेट थीं जिन्हें वह लगातार खाए जा रहा था.
सामने की सीट पर बैठा एक सहयात्री बच्चे से बोला – “बेटा, इतनी ज्यादा चॉकलेट मत खाया करो … ये सेहत के लिए अच्छी नहीं होती !”
पहलवान ने घूरकर उस आदमी की ओर देखा और कहा – “एक बात कहूँ, मेरे दादाजी की उम्र 105 साल है !”
आदमी – “अच्छा, तो क्या वो भी ढेर सारी चॉकलेट खाते हैं ?”
पहलवान – “नहीं, वो अपने काम से काम रखते हैं … !!!”
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Old 18-04-2014, 11:50 PM   #8515
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एक महिला ने ऐम्बुलेंस बुलाने के लिए कॉल किया।

ऑपरेटर: हम आपकी क्या मदद कर सकते हैं?
महिला: मेरे पैर के अंगूठे पर टेबल से बहुत ज़ोर से चोट लग गई।

ऑपरेटर: ...और आपको इसके लिए ऐम्बुलेंस बुलवानी है?
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महिला: नहीं। मुझे अपने पति के लिए ऐम्बुलेंस बुलानी है। उन्हें तब हंसना नहीं चाहिए था!
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Old 19-04-2014, 12:11 AM   #8516
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एक आदमी की एक गाड़ी से टक्कर हो गई जिसे महिला चला रही थी।

आदमी गुस्से में बोला, ‘मैंने तुम्हें हेडलाइट जलाकर इशारा किया था कि मुझे आगे निकलने दो।’

महिला ने जवाब दिया, ‘मैंने भी तो वाइपर चलाकर कहा था, नहीं.नहीं.!’


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Old 19-04-2014, 12:13 AM   #8517
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गोपाल डायरी लिख रहा था।

‘आज मेरी बहन को बच्चा होने वाला है।

लेकिन मुझे यह नहीं पता कि वह लड़का होगा या लड़की।

इसलिए मैं नहीं बता सकता कि मैं मामा बनूंगा या मामी!’


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Old 19-04-2014, 10:18 AM   #8518
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गोपाल डायरी लिख रहा था।

‘आज मेरी बहन को बच्चा होने वाला है।

लेकिन मुझे यह नहीं पता कि वह लड़का होगा या लड़की।

इसलिए मैं नहीं बता सकता कि मैं मामा बनूंगा या मामी!’


Gopal is acting like santa........
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एक महिला ने ऐम्बुलेंस बुलाने के लिए कॉल किया।

ऑपरेटर: हम आपकी क्या मदद कर सकते हैं?
महिला: मेरे पैर के अंगूठे पर टेबल से बहुत ज़ोर से चोट लग गई।

ऑपरेटर: ...और आपको इसके लिए ऐम्बुलेंस बुलवानी है?
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महिला: नहीं। मुझे अपने पति के लिए ऐम्बुलेंस बुलानी है। उन्हें तब हंसना नहीं चाहिए था!
हँसी तो फंसी तो सुना था पर ये तो हँसा तो फंसा हो गया...........
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पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में पानीपुरी खा रहे थे,

पति, पत्नी को घूर रहा था,

पत्नी शर्माते हुए प्यार से बोली, ‘ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो?’

पति ने जवाब दिया,
‘थोड़ा आराम से खाओ न, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही है।’

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