Some funny Jokes on Sardar

swati. · 11-12-2009, 02:32 PM

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Computer Lesson:

Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer

Sardar: OK kar liya.

Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.

Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

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Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:

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Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.

The End

neha · 11-12-2009, 03:18 PM

these jokes are really funny, thanks for sharing.

sunita · 11-12-2009, 09:41 PM

Read and enjoy these funny Sardar Cartoons.

neha · 12-12-2009, 11:16 AM

Ha ha ha, I am unable to stop my laugh.. really great jokes, thanks for sharing.

gaurav · 16-02-2010, 09:14 PM

What is the similarity between an intelligent Sardar and Dracula?

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come on!!!!

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Ans:- Both are imaginary

gaurav · 16-02-2010, 09:15 PM

One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything...."Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......"

Furiously Sardarni answered....."Arre sharam karo manhoos, tumhare bharose baithi rehti to yeh bhi paida nahi hoti......"!!

priya · 16-02-2010, 09:17 PM

Do u know y sardar always study infront of a mirror ...............??????

bcz of 3 reasons

1.-> it helps in saving revision time

2 -> he can keep a watch on himself

3 -> he likes combine studies

priya · 16-02-2010, 09:18 PM

A bird was disturbing sardar all the time ........

finally

sardar wanted to catch it n decided to kill it cruelly

so he took that bird to the top of the building n dropped it

priya · 16-02-2010, 09:20 PM

in a maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing why????
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bcz..........

someone told him that there are marks for every STEP.

swati. · 16-02-2010, 09:24 PM

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"

The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,

"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best
answer
you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The
Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really

doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well,
that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his
office,

checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a
beaming
smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation? "

"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he
only has one eye and one ear."

11-12-2009, 02:32 PM	#1
swati. Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	Some funny Jokes on Sardar Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The ************************************************ ********* Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ********************************************** ********* Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON” ********************************************** ********* SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. ********************************************** ********* Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver ********************************************** ********* Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." ********************************************** ********* SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. ********************************************** *********** A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans." ********************************************** ********** Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. ********************************************** ********** Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... ********************************************** ********* Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga. ********************************************** ********* Computer Lesson: Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer Sardar: OK kar liya. Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer. Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer? ********************************************** ********* Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife: Kaun si movie thi? Sardar: Apni shadi ki ********************************************** ******** Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo: ********************************************** ********* Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. The End**

11-12-2009, 09:41 PM	#3
sunita Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 64 Rep Power: 15	Sardar Jokes in Cartoons Read and enjoy these funny Sardar Cartoons.

11-12-2009, 03:18 PM	#2
neha Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 15	these jokes are really funny, thanks for sharing.

12-12-2009, 11:16 AM	#4
neha Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 15	Ha ha ha, I am unable to stop my laugh.. really great jokes, thanks for sharing.

16-02-2010, 09:14 PM	#5
gaurav Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 15	What is the similarity between an intelligent Sardar and Dracula? Try it....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . u know it....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . come on!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Give up? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans:- Both are imaginary

16-02-2010, 09:15 PM	#6
gaurav Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 69 Rep Power: 15	One fine night a Sardarji........got angry with her wife..... and scolded her like anything...."Maine tumse Ladka Maanga tha ....Aur tumne Ladki Paida ki......" Furiously Sardarni answered....."Arre sharam karo manhoos, tumhare bharose baithi rehti to yeh bhi paida nahi hoti......"!!

16-02-2010, 09:17 PM	#7
priya Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 110 Rep Power: 15	Do u know y sardar always study infront of a mirror ...............?????? bcz of 3 reasons 1.-> it helps in saving revision time 2 -> he can keep a watch on himself 3 -> he likes combine studies

16-02-2010, 09:18 PM	#8
priya Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 110 Rep Power: 15	A bird was disturbing sardar all the time ........ finally sardar wanted to catch it n decided to kill it cruelly so he took that bird to the top of the building n dropped it

16-02-2010, 09:20 PM	#9
priya Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 110 Rep Power: 15	in a maths exam sardar was dancing instead of writing why???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . think............???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . bcz.......... someone told him that there are marks for every STEP.

16-02-2010, 09:24 PM	#10
swati. Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? " "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."