Humour Unlimited - Page 9

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 01:54 PM

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 02:02 PM

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 02:03 PM

If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

?

?

"The Mummy Returns"

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 02:04 PM

First line to write in exams:
"All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblance to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental"

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 02:18 PM

A father asks peon of a college: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

jai_bhardwaj · 24-06-2011, 02:52 PM

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.

Her mother replied: "Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Sakshi.R · 25-06-2011, 02:07 PM

Funny But Reality,

Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,

......
And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up"

Sakshi.R · 25-06-2011, 02:10 PM

The Hardest Reality of Life Is that,
When you Need Advice,

Everyone is Ready to Help you.

But

When you Need Help,
Everyone is ready to Advice you.

Sakshi.R · 25-06-2011, 02:14 PM

'''Even a small dot can stop a big sentence.
but...
few more dots can give a continuity'''

Amazing but true
Every ending can be a beginning.

Sakshi.R · 25-06-2011, 02:16 PM

WHERE DID LOVE BORN ?
Guess,
think.

Simple.... in CHINA,
Because it has no warranty and No guarantee.

24-06-2011, 01:54 PM	#81
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair". __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

24-06-2011, 02:02 PM	#82
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

24-06-2011, 02:03 PM	#83
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan If Jayalalita Wins in the Next Election and Becomes the CM again, What would the Public say.? ? ? "The Mummy Returns" __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

24-06-2011, 02:04 PM	#84
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan First line to write in exams: "All the answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional and purely accidental" __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

24-06-2011, 02:18 PM	#85
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A father asks peon of a college: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college! __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

24-06-2011, 02:52 PM	#86
jai_bhardwaj Exclusive Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: ययावर Posts: 8,512 Rep Power: 99	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Her mother replied: "Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause." __________________ तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754

25-06-2011, 02:07 PM	#87
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Funny But Reality, Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk, ...... And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up" __________________ Try to be happy. साक्षी राणा

25-06-2011, 02:10 PM	#88
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan The Hardest Reality of Life Is that, When you Need Advice, Everyone is Ready to Help you. But When you Need Help, Everyone is ready to Advice you. __________________ Try to be happy. साक्षी राणा

25-06-2011, 02:14 PM	#89
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan '''Even a small dot can stop a big sentence. but... few more dots can give a continuity''' Amazing but true Every ending can be a beginning. __________________ Try to be happy. साक्षी राणा

25-06-2011, 02:16 PM	#90
Sakshi.R Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 292 Rep Power: 16	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan WHERE DID LOVE BORN ? Guess, think. Simple.... in CHINA, Because it has no warranty and No guarantee. __________________ Try to be happy. साक्षी राणा