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Old 20-08-2013, 09:01 PM   #31
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"जो आदमी सच नहीं बोलता, उसका झूठ जल्दी ही पकड़ा जाता है."

एक उपदेशक ने सभा में उपस्थित लोगों से कहा,

"भाइयो, आज मेरे उपदेश का विषय है, झूठे लोग. बताइये आप लोगों में से कितने लोगों ने गीता का उन्नीसवां अध्याय पढ़ा है?"

लगभग सभी ने हाथ उठा दिये.

"बहुत अच्छा!" उपदेशक बोला,

"ये आप ही लोग हैं जिन्हें मेरे उपदेश की आवश्यकता थी. गीता में उन्नीसवां अध्याय है ही नहीं."

(मित्रों, क्षमा करें सूत्र का ऊपर दिया गया शीर्षक हिंदी में लिखा देख कर रह नहीं सका. यही कारण है कि English विभाग में हिन्दी लिख रहा हूँ)

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Old 22-08-2013, 06:12 PM   #32
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A deaf man and a blind woman would make an ideal married couple.

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A deaf man and a blind woman would make an ideal married couple.

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May I help you, Sir?

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.


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