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Re: Funny applications
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 09:01 PM
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Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 09:01 PM
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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 09:12 PM
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette
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26-04-2013, 09:12 PM
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
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26-04-2013, 09:13 PM
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
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26-04-2013, 09:13 PM
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 09:14 PM
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Re: कोई याद आ गया
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." -Henny Youngman
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