Computer Industry Acronyms

rambler · 27-12-2009, 01:05 PM

- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- DOS: Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
- PnP: Plug and Pray
- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM: I Blame Microsoft
- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

27-12-2009, 01:05 PM	#1
rambler Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 0	Computer Industry Acronyms - CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months - PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms - ISDN: It Still Does Nothing - MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed - DOS: Defunct Operating System - WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too - PnP: Plug and Pray - APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity - IBM: I Blame Microsoft - MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers - COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language - MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs