Punography - Page 14

internetpremi · 19-12-2013, 07:02 AM

I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.

My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas.

What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo? "That's an Ice House you have there."

I want to find my missing watch, but I can never find the time

She couldn't marry the gardener; he was too rough around the hedges.

Bakers aren't always broke, but they often knead dough.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

Dr.Shree Vijay · 19-12-2013, 06:13 PM

उत्तम प्रस्तुतिया.............

internetpremi · 19-12-2013, 06:50 PM

A Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye. It was hidden in plain sight.

A pun, at maturity, is fully groan.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

I was looking for a career. I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.

Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs.

How do Vikings communicate? Norse code.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

internetpremi · 20-12-2013, 03:22 AM

What kind of bears won't come in out of the rain? Drizzly Bears.

What pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine.

The Hipster burnt his mouth because he drank the coffee before it was cool.

Why did the lobster cross the road? To get to the other tide.

I used to be colorful. Now I am just graygarious.

internetpremi · 20-12-2013, 07:00 PM

I missed an appointment with my masseuse. She left a massage on my answering machine.

I couldn't wait for the story-tellers conference. Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.

I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands, but it was a stretch

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.

rajnish manga · 20-12-2013, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by internetpremi

A Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye. It was hidden in plain sight.

A pun, at maturity, is fully groan.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

I was looking for a career. I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.

Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs.

How do Vikings communicate? Norse code.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Thanks for this Punorama of exquisitely curved and (over)loaded phrases.

internetpremi · 21-12-2013, 09:56 PM

Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.

I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now.

The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.

Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka.

Shakespeare had to get his act together to finish his play.

rajnish manga · 22-12-2013, 10:08 AM

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"

"Know thyself. Later on, you can make believe you've never met." --Daria Morgandorffer

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain

"No one is a virgin, life has screwed us all."

rajnish manga · 22-12-2013, 10:14 AM

"We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Heterosexuality isn't normal, it's just common." --Derek Jarman

"Habit is probably the greatest block to seeing truth." --R.A. Schwallerda Lipicz

"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." --Neil Armstrong

internetpremi · 22-12-2013, 07:12 PM

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereo-typing.

The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be.

A friend told me he had dug a whole in my back yard and filled it with water. I thought he meant well.

In the room the curtains were drawn but the rest of the furniture was real.

A bank manager without any one around may find himself a loan.

19-12-2013, 07:02 AM	#131
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations. My friend and I are going to drive across the southern states of America, just to see how long it Texas. What did the Canadian say when his neighbour finished an igloo? "That's an Ice House you have there." I want to find my missing watch, but I can never find the time She couldn't marry the gardener; he was too rough around the hedges. Bakers aren't always broke, but they often knead dough. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

19-12-2013, 06:13 PM	#132
Dr.Shree Vijay Exclusive Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Pune (Maharashtra) Posts: 9,467 Rep Power: 116	Re: Punography उत्तम प्रस्तुतिया............. __________________ * Dr.Shri Vijay Ji * ऑनलाईन या ऑफलाइन हिंदी में लिखने के लिए क्लिक करे: .........: सूत्र पर अपनी प्रतिक्रिया अवश्य दे :......... Disclaimer:All these my post have been collected from the internet and none is my own property. By chance,any of this is copyright, please feel free to contact me for its removal from the thread.

19-12-2013, 06:50 PM	#133
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography A Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye. It was hidden in plain sight. A pun, at maturity, is fully groan. Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK. I was looking for a career. I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs. How do Vikings communicate? Norse code. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

20-12-2013, 03:22 AM	#134
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography What kind of bears won't come in out of the rain? Drizzly Bears. What pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine. The Hipster burnt his mouth because he drank the coffee before it was cool. Why did the lobster cross the road? To get to the other tide. I used to be colorful. Now I am just graygarious.

20-12-2013, 07:00 PM	#135
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography I missed an appointment with my masseuse. She left a massage on my answering machine. I couldn't wait for the story-tellers conference. Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd. I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands, but it was a stretch When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.

21-12-2013, 09:56 PM	#137
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link. I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her. Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka. Shakespeare had to get his act together to finish his play.

22-12-2013, 10:08 AM	#138
rajnish manga Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Faridabad, Haryana, India Posts: 13,293 Rep Power: 241	Re: Punography "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday" "Know thyself. Later on, you can make believe you've never met." --Daria Morgandorffer "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain "No one is a virgin, life has screwed us all." Last edited by rajnish manga; 22-12-2013 at 10:17 AM.

22-12-2013, 10:14 AM	#139
rajnish manga Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Faridabad, Haryana, India Posts: 13,293 Rep Power: 241	Re: Punography "We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein "Heterosexuality isn't normal, it's just common." --Derek Jarman "Habit is probably the greatest block to seeing truth." --R.A. Schwallerda Lipicz "I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." --Neil Armstrong Last edited by rajnish manga; 22-12-2013 at 10:18 AM.

22-12-2013, 07:12 PM	#140
internetpremi Diligent Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: California / Bangalore Posts: 1,335 Rep Power: 45	Re: Punography People who plug their computer keyboards into hi fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereo-typing. The magician got so mad, he pulled his hare out. What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be. A friend told me he had dug a whole in my back yard and filled it with water. I thought he meant well. In the room the curtains were drawn but the rest of the furniture was real. A bank manager without any one around may find himself a loan.