Sidhu Says :: famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Sidhu Says :: famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

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That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

* This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

* Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

* He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

* The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

* The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

* Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

* You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

* Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

* He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

* One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

* This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

* You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

* The cat with gloves catches no mice.

* Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

* The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

* Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

[abhisays]

# Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.

# Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)

# Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.


# Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.

# Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.

# Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!

# Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.

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# Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
# Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

# Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

# Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."


# Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...


# On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack "Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (


# When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.

# Navjot Sidhuon meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!


# Ashish Nehrafacing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.

# Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!


# Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.

# Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!

# Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.

# There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

# On Ganguly's six "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. "