Jokes (18+) - Page 2

dipu · 14-02-2013, 10:36 AM

SUSU:- Bhaisahab, ek CONDOM dena ,meri Girlfriend ko gift dena hai

Dukaandar:- es per Cover Chada du ?

Boy:-Are nahi! yehi to cover hai,

Gift to mere pass hai.....

dipu · 14-02-2013, 10:37 AM

Ek baar Ded-Futiye Vicky ki shadi ek bahut sundar aur lambi Ladki se hoti hai.

Jaise hee Vicky Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte hee Vicky apni biwi ko bolta hai..

Vicky: "Darling jaldi se Ghodi Bano"

Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, Thoda ruko naa"

Vicky: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban"

Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut Tharki ho, par mujhe Kapare to Utarane do"

Vicky: " Kamini, Jaldi se Ghodi ban, mujhe Darwaje kee Kundi Lagani hai"

dipu · 14-02-2013, 10:37 AM

Women to Pinto baba: Baba mere pati roz aadhi raat ko ghar se chale jaate hain..!

Pinto Baba: Balike yai Samasya hai ya
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Invitation.....

dipu · 14-02-2013, 10:38 AM

After being married for 15 years, Raja bhoj ji’s wife asked her husband to describe her.

Our Raja ji looked at her for a while...and said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

Raja ji said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

His wife smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely but what about I, J, K?

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

Raja ji ka ek aankh swell hogaya aur doosra turned blue

dipu · 14-02-2013, 10:41 AM

Sikandar_Khan · 14-02-2013, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dipu

बहुत ही भयंकर परिणाम आया है |

dipu · 14-02-2013, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sikandar_Khan

बहुत ही भयंकर परिणाम आया है |

agyani · 15-02-2013, 10:56 AM

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

dipu · 15-02-2013, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by agyani

Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”
Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

jeet · 16-02-2013, 10:18 AM

Never Lie to a Smart Woman

Husband : " Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I 'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said, The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.

The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish ?

He said, " Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas ?"

" I did..........They're in your fishing box ......

14-02-2013, 10:36 AM	#11
dipu VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rohtak (heart of haryana) Posts: 10,193 Rep Power: 90	Re: Jokes (18+) SUSU:- Bhaisahab, ek CONDOM dena ,meri Girlfriend ko gift dena hai Dukaandar:- es per Cover Chada du ? Boy:-Are nahi! yehi to cover hai, Gift to mere pass hai..... __________________ Forum Rules शिक्षा और नौकरियों से जुडी ख़बरें पढाई से सम्बंधित समस्याओं का हल Disclamer :- All the My Post are Free Available On INTERNET Posted By Somebody Else, I'm Not VIOLATING Any COPYRIGHTED LAW. If Anything Is Against LAW, Please Notify So That It Can Be Removed.

14-02-2013, 10:37 AM	#12
dipu VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rohtak (heart of haryana) Posts: 10,193 Rep Power: 90	Re: Jokes (18+) Ek baar Ded-Futiye Vicky ki shadi ek bahut sundar aur lambi Ladki se hoti hai. Jaise hee Vicky Dulhan ko lekar Suhaagraat manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte hee Vicky apni biwi ko bolta hai.. Vicky: "Darling jaldi se Ghodi Bano" Dulhan: "Aisee bhi kya jaldi hai, Thoda ruko naa" Vicky: "Maine bola na... Phataphat Ghodi Ban" Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut Tharki ho, par mujhe Kapare to Utarane do" Vicky: " Kamini, Jaldi se Ghodi ban, mujhe Darwaje kee Kundi Lagani hai" __________________ Forum Rules शिक्षा और नौकरियों से जुडी ख़बरें पढाई से सम्बंधित समस्याओं का हल Disclamer :- All the My Post are Free Available On INTERNET Posted By Somebody Else, I'm Not VIOLATING Any COPYRIGHTED LAW. If Anything Is Against LAW, Please Notify So That It Can Be Removed.

14-02-2013, 10:37 AM	#13
dipu VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rohtak (heart of haryana) Posts: 10,193 Rep Power: 90	Re: Jokes (18+) Women to Pinto baba: Baba mere pati roz aadhi raat ko ghar se chale jaate hain..! Pinto Baba: Balike yai Samasya hai ya . . . . Invitation..... __________________ Forum Rules शिक्षा और नौकरियों से जुडी ख़बरें पढाई से सम्बंधित समस्याओं का हल Disclamer :- All the My Post are Free Available On INTERNET Posted By Somebody Else, I'm Not VIOLATING Any COPYRIGHTED LAW. If Anything Is Against LAW, Please Notify So That It Can Be Removed.

14-02-2013, 10:38 AM	#14
dipu VIP Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rohtak (heart of haryana) Posts: 10,193 Rep Power: 90	Re: Jokes (18+) After being married for 15 years, Raja bhoj ji’s wife asked her husband to describe her. Our Raja ji looked at her for a while...and said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asked, "What does that mean?" Raja ji said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. His wife smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely but what about I, J, K? He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" Raja ji ka ek aankh swell hogaya aur doosra turned blue __________________ Forum Rules शिक्षा और नौकरियों से जुडी ख़बरें पढाई से सम्बंधित समस्याओं का हल Disclamer :- All the My Post are Free Available On INTERNET Posted By Somebody Else, I'm Not VIOLATING Any COPYRIGHTED LAW. If Anything Is Against LAW, Please Notify So That It Can Be Removed.

14-02-2013, 10:41 AM	#15
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15-02-2013, 10:56 AM	#18
agyani Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: copy... /... paste Posts: 163 Rep Power: 14	Re: Jokes (18+) Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?” Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

16-02-2013, 10:18 AM	#20
jeet Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: गरवी गुजरात Posts: 398 Rep Power: 22	Re: Jokes (18+) Never Lie to a Smart Woman Husband : " Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I 'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said, The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good. The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish ? He said, " Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas ?" " I did..........They're in your fishing box ...... __________________ कुछ खास है