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Old 03-03-2013, 03:02 PM   #31
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Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?. Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?. Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly. Student: Itis an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot. Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class. Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame! Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercyon you. Student: It is a prayer sir!
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Doc- Patient ko agar 1 ghante pahle le aate to hum ise bacha lete
Friend- abe aadhe ghante phle to accident hua hai, fir 1 ghanta phle kya hospital ghumane Lau.
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One dog says to his friend dog : " Let us marry. "
friend dog : " We cannot".
First dog : " Why? "
friend dog "Because we are already leading a dog's life! "
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