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Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying?. Student: It is a complete sentence. Teacher: Are you mad?. Student: It is a question. Teacher: Don't be silly. Student: Itis an advice. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Student: It is a command. Teacher: You are an idiot. Student: It is an insult!. Teacher: Get out of my class. Student: It is an order! Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame! Student: It is an exclamation. Teacher: May God have mercyon you. Student: It is a prayer sir! |
03-03-2013, 03:04 PM | #32 |
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बहुत अच्छे दीपु भाई आप को रेप
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Doc- Patient ko agar 1 ghante pahle le aate to hum ise bacha lete
Friend- abe aadhe ghante phle to accident hua hai, fir 1 ghanta phle kya hospital ghumane Lau. |
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One dog says to his friend dog : " Let us marry. "
friend dog : " We cannot". First dog : " Why? " friend dog "Because we are already leading a dog's life! " |
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