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Old 05-10-2016, 06:29 PM   #12711
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पत्नी से लड़ाई करके पति घर से चला गया।

रात को उसने बाहर से ही फोन किया....

....और बोला: खाने में क्या बना है?

पत्नी: जहर

पति: मैं देर से आऊंगा, तुम खाकर सो जाना और हां...

... लड़ाई होती रहती है। तुम भूखी मत सोना।
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Old 06-10-2016, 07:07 PM   #12712
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ट्रैफिक इंस्पेक्टर: तुम गाड़ी बहुत तेज चला रहे थे। चालान....
....होगा। अपना नाम बताओ..

लड़का: तिरुकलवत्या थेक्केपरांबली मुत्थुरमैय्या स्वामी।

इंस्पेक्टर: (नोट बुक बंद करते हुए) ठीक है चलो...
...जाओ। आगे से ध्यान रखना।
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Old 07-10-2016, 08:45 PM   #12713
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टीचर: पप्पू तुम स्कूल क्यों देर से आए?

पप्पू: मैडम में कल रात सपने में कनाडा गया था।

टीचर: और पिंकी तुम देर से क्यों आई?

पिंकी: जी, मैं पप्पू को एयरपोर्ट छोड़ने गई थी।
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Old 07-10-2016, 09:31 PM   #12714
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आज सुबह ही बीवी का फोन आया.
रो रही थी …
मुझको सॉरी कहा …
उसी रोते हुये स्वर में वह यह भी बोली …
तुमसे कभी झगड़ा नहीं करूंगी … सब कुछ सुनूंगी …
जो कहोगे करुँगी
ये सब सुनकर मेरा भी दिल भर आया …
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पता नहीं किसकी बीबी थी …
राँग नबंर था, लेकिन अच्छा लगा …..!!!
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Old 07-10-2016, 09:31 PM   #12715
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Santa :तेरी बीवी घर में क्या करती है ?
Banta:
Santa : ये क्या है ?
Banta : हा हा कार।
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Old 07-10-2016, 09:32 PM   #12716
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एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी सहेली ने पूछा: शादी की सारी तैयारियां कर ली क्या??
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Old 07-10-2016, 09:34 PM   #12717
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पति अपनी नाराज़ पत्नी को रोज़ फोन करता है…
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साँस – “कितनी बार कहा कि वो अब तुम्हारे
घर नहीं आयेगी,
फिर रोज-रोज क्युं फोन करते हो…???”
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जमाई – “सुन कर अच्छा लगता है, इसलिए…
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Old 08-10-2016, 07:25 PM   #12718
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पापा: छोटू, तुम्हारे गणित में इतने कम नम्बर क्यों आए?

छोटू: गैर हाजिरी के कारण!

पापा: क्या तुम गणित की परीक्षा के दिन गैर हाजिर थे?

छोटू: मैं नहीं, मेरे बगल में बैठने वाला लड़का गैर हाजिर था।
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Old 09-10-2016, 09:07 PM   #12719
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पति-पत्नी मंदिर गए...

पति: तुमने क्या मांगा?

पत्नी: यही कि आप और मैं सात जन्मों तक साथ रहें और आपने?

पति: यही कि यह मेरा सातवां जन्म हो।
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Old 10-10-2016, 04:27 PM   #12720
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संताः मैं तुम्हारे एटीएम का पासवर्ड जान गया हूं। यह सुनकर बंता टेंशन में आ गया।

बंताः अच्छा, जरा बताना क्या है मेरा पासवर्ड?

संताः चार स्टार हैं।

बंताः तो फिर तुझे नहीं पता, मेरा पासवर्ड तो 2731 है।
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