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Old 23-08-2017, 10:36 PM   #13421
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अंग्रेजी वेबसाइट द सन की रिपोर्ट के अनुसार शराब के नशे में धुत एक महिला बाहर खाने के लिए गई. इसके लिए उसने कैब बुलाई और उसमें बैठ गई. नशे में होने के कारण उसे नींद आ गई और इसे मौका समझकर ड्राईवर ने उसके साथ रेप करने की कोशिश की.
पहले तो महिला को समझ में नहीं आया कि आखिर ड्राईवर करना क्या चाहता है और सुनसान जगह पर गाडी क्यों रोकी है फिर जैसे ही उसकी समझ में आया उसने एक ऐसी बात बोली कि ड्राईवर तुरंत उसे छोड़कर भाग गया.

महिला ने कहा, “तुम्हें जो करना कर लो लेकिन इतना जान लो कि मैं hiv से पीड़ित हूँ …”

इतना सुनते ही ड्राईवर के होश उड़ गए और वह भाग खड़ा हुआ.
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Old 24-08-2017, 07:25 PM   #13422
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जज: तुमने इसके पैसे क्यों चुराए?

चोर: मैंने नहीं चुराए, इसने खुद मुझे दिए थे।

जज: इसने पैसे कब दिए?

चोर: जब मैंने इसे बंदूक दिखाई।
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Old 25-08-2017, 08:36 PM   #13423
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पत्नी: सुनो, मैं दो घंटे के लिए बाहर जा रही हूं। आपको कुछ चाहिए?

पति: नहीं, बस इतना ही काफी है।
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Old 26-08-2017, 08:08 PM   #13424
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गोलू: कभी-कभी तो इतनी जबरदस्त चाय बन जाती है कि मन करता है, एक चाय की दुकान ही खोलू लूं।

मोलू: फिर खोलता क्यों नहीं?

गोलू: सोचता हूं, अगर किसी ने प्रधानमंत्री बना दिया तो!
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Old 29-08-2017, 08:20 PM   #13425
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टीचर: यमुना नदी कहां बहती है?
संजू: जमीन पर
टीचर: नक्शे में देखकर बताओ, कहां बहती है?
संजू: नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा?
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Old 29-08-2017, 08:24 PM   #13426
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एक बार पप्पू सब्जी लेने गया। सब्जी वाला सब्जियों पर पानी छिड़क रहा था। कुछ देर इंतजार करने के बाद भी पप्पू को सब्जी नहीं मिली।
पप्पू (सब्जी वाले से): अब अगर सब्जियों को होश आ गया हो तो एक किलो टमाटर दे दो।
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Old 30-08-2017, 08:08 PM   #13427
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पत्नी: अच्छा यह बताओ कि तुम मूर्ख हो या मैं?

पति: तुम तीव्र बुद्धि की स्वामिनी हो इसलिए यह कभी हो ही नहीं सकता कि तुम किसी मूर्ख व्यक्ति से शादी करो।

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Old 31-08-2017, 10:23 PM   #13428
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सिर दर्द होने पर कुछ देर गर्लफ्रेंड से जरूर बात करें,

क्योंकि ज़हर ही ज़हर को मारता है।
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Old 01-09-2017, 07:51 PM   #13429
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टीचर: अगर कोई स्कूल के सामने बम रख जाए, तो तुम क्या करोगे?
स्टूडेंट: 1 -2 घंटे देखेंगे, अगर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक है , वर्ना स्टाफ रूम में रख देंगे।
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Old 02-09-2017, 09:44 PM   #13430
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एक महिला कपड़े खरीदने गयी।
दुकानदार: कैसा सूट दिखाऊं?
महिला: पड़ोसन तड़प-तड़प कर दम तोड़ दे, ऐसा दो।
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