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Old 13-02-2018, 08:35 PM   #13931
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नए नए भर्ती हुए एक सेल्समैन को एक महिला ग्राहक के साथ बहस करते हुए स्टोर के मालिक ने देख लिया. उसने सेल्समैन को इशारे से कोने में अपने पास बुलाया और समझाते हुए बोला – “देखो, ग्राहक देवता होता है. उसके साथ कभी बहस नहीं करना चाहिए. अगर तुमने फिर किसी के साथ बहस की तो मैं तुम्हें नौकरी पर नहीं रख पाऊँगा….
… अब ये बताओ, वह महिला क्या कह रही थी … ?”
सेल्समेन – “वह कह रही थी कि इस दुकान का मालिक बड़ा कमीना है … हर चीज़ के रेट बढ़ाकर रखे हैं !!!”
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:35 PM   #13932
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दुकानदार (ग्राहक से) – “भाईसाहब, आप एक महीने से रोजाना मेरी दूकान पर आते हैं, तमाम सामान उलट-पलट कर देखते हैं और बिना कुछ लिए चले जाते हैं … आज तो कुछ ले लीजिए !”
ग्राहक (लंबी सांस खींचते हुए) – “अच्छा …. तुम कहते हो तो लाओ दे दो पांच सौ के छुट्टे !!!”
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Old 13-02-2018, 08:36 PM   #13933
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गंभीर रूप से बीमार पति को लेकर पत्नी डॉक्टर के पास गई. डॉक्टर ने पति की जांच करने के बाद पत्नी को एक तरफ बुलाया और उससे कहा – “आपके पति की बीमारी शारीरिक न होकर मानसिक है, इसलिए आप …
इन्हें रोज चार बार पौष्टिक खाना दीजिये …
इनसे हमेशा हंस हंस कर बातें कीजिये …
इनके सामने घर की समस्याओं की चर्चा बिलकुल मत कीजिये …
टीवी सीरियल देखना बंद कर दीजिये …
इनको लगना चाहिए कि आपने फिजूल खर्च बंद कर दिया है इसलिए शॉपिंग करने भूलकर भी मत जाइए …
अगर आपने इतना सब कर लिया तो देखना ये तीन महीने में ही दुरुस्त हो जायेंगे …”
डॉक्टर के पास से लौटते समय रास्ते में पति ने पूछा – “डॉक्टर ने क्या कहा ?”
पत्नी – “यही कि आपका बचना बहुत मुश्किल है … !”
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Old 15-02-2018, 08:04 PM   #13934
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सोनू: हॉस्पिटल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
मोनू: अगर बेहोश नहीं किया तो मरीज ऑपरेशन करना सीख जाएगा, फिर डॉक्टरों को कौन पूछेगा।
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Old 15-02-2018, 08:04 PM   #13935
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पत्नी को एक थप्पड़ मारकर पति ने कहा: आदमी उसे ही मारता है जिससे वह प्यार करता है।
पत्नी ने भी पति के कान के नीचे मारते हुए कहा: तो आप क्या समझते हैं कि मैं आपसे प्यार नहीं करती?
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Old 15-02-2018, 08:05 PM   #13936
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खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहे राजू से पप्पू ने पूछा: यह क्या कर रहे हो?
राजू: लव लेटर है।
पप्पू: लेकिन यह तो खाली है।
राजू: अरे आजकल बोलचाल बंद है न।
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Old 15-02-2018, 08:06 PM   #13937
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पिंटू: जब मैं सोता हूं तो सपने में बंदर फुटबॉल खेलते हैं।
डॉक्टर: कोई दिक्कत नहीं, यह गोली रात को सोने से पहले खा लेना।
पिंटू: कल से खाऊंगा, आज तो फाइनल है।
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Old 17-02-2018, 07:50 PM   #13938
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जब कुंवारे थे तो जो पैसे ममी , बहन या दोस्तों को देते थे...
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शादी होने के बाद वही पैसे घरवाली को देने पड़ते हैं।

इसी का नाम gst है यानी – घरवाली सर्विस टैक्स
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Old 18-02-2018, 09:48 PM   #13939
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एक डाक्टर की बीवी का आप्रेशन था..
डाक्टर ने स्वयं ही आप्रेशन करने का फैसला किया
उसने दो लेडी डाक्टरों को सहयोग के लिये बुला लिया
डाक्टर ने बेहोशी की दवा दी
लेकिन बीवी बेहोश नहीं हुई

फिर उसने बेहोशी का इंजेक्शन लगाया
फिर भी उसकी बीवी को कोई असर नहीं हुआ

तब डाक्टर ने तेज क्लोरोफॉर्म सुंघाने का फैसला किया
तो डाक्टर की बीवी बोली

“”तुम कुछ भी कर लो
जब तक तुम्हारे साथ ये दोनो रहैंगी मैं बेहोश होने वाली नहीं””
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लड़का: मुझसे शादी कर लो।
लड़की: क्यों?
लड़का: मेरे पापा गांव के सबसे बड़े आदमी हैं।
शादी के बाद लड़की को पता चला कि लड़के के पापा 105 साल के हैं।
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