Funny Jokes.... - Page 5

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 09:43 PM

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 09:45 PM

A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee. Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold. Wife: But why... Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

Sameer · 09-07-2010, 09:46 PM

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:11 PM

Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

Laloo: How's it going?

Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:12 PM

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:14 PM

Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:15 PM

American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:17 PM

Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:18 PM

Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

Madhu · 11-07-2010, 08:18 PM

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

09-07-2010, 09:43 PM	#41
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 14	Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

09-07-2010, 09:45 PM	#42
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 14	A Funny man & his wife go to a coffee house. Funny man buys 2 cups of coffee. Funny Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold. Wife: But why... Funny Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

09-07-2010, 09:46 PM	#43
Sameer Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 111 Rep Power: 14	Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car? Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

11-07-2010, 08:11 PM	#44
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium. Laloo: How's it going? Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.

11-07-2010, 08:12 PM	#45
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

11-07-2010, 08:14 PM	#46
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat. Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours. Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening. American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

11-07-2010, 08:15 PM	#47
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars. Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars. Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.

11-07-2010, 08:17 PM	#48
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question: Who killed Mahatma Gandhi? Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow. Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi. Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old.

11-07-2010, 08:18 PM	#49
Madhu Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 494 Rep Power: 17	Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: HIJKLMNO. Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said H to O.