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19-12-2012, 09:32 AM
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Angry wife: "Why do you keep saying, today is a fine day, every day?" Husband: "you said once, one fine day I am going to leave you and this house" |
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19-12-2012, 09:34 AM
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Boy: I wanna tel u something
Girl: Its not good to talk while eating. (AFTER EATING) Girl: Now tell me. . . . . Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food.... Girl: -_-" What The....... |
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19-12-2012, 09:35 AM
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Male Student: If i Kiss you and run away, what will you think???
Girl: Think there was a fool who could have attempted the whole paper but run away after finishing objective part. |
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19-12-2012, 09:36 AM
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Santa Calls Up White House....
Santa- I Want To Be D Next President Of USA.....!! B-) Obama - Are You Idiot....?!?! Santa-No, is it compulsory?? |
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19-12-2012, 09:36 AM
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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
. . . . . When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology. |
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19-12-2012, 09:37 AM
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An Egyptian Interview.
Reporter: Hi Egyptian: Helo Reporter: Do u speak English Egyptian: Berfect Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind Reporter: What's your name? Egyptian: Taha Reporter: Sex? Taha: I luv it Reporter : oh no,I meant male or female? Taha(yelling): wat do u sink? Reporter: It's just for the sake of the report. Never mind..male.. Taha: No...I like female ........ |
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19-12-2012, 09:38 AM
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A couple had a huge fight 1 night..
While Going 2 bed, Husband said-gudnite bitch, old mother of 3 kids. . . . . . . . . Wife replied-gudnite bastard, father of none..!!! ......... |
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19-12-2012, 09:39 AM
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A conductor Kissed a Lady in bus
Police took him to jail and gave him a Electric Shock it had no effect Why ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Because he was a BAD CONDUCTOR Physics yaar Physics |
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19-12-2012, 09:39 AM
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SWOT BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat: When I am on tour |
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19-12-2012, 09:45 AM
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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