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Old 28-10-2014, 07:39 AM   #481
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एक लड़की को बिना हथियार कैसे मार सकते हैं?
उसे एक खूबसूरत ड्रेस दो.
महंगा गहना दो.
बहुत महंगे मेकअप का सामान दो.
जब सज-धज कर तैयार हो जाए तो बिना आइने वाले किसी कमरे में बंद कर दो.
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Old 28-10-2014, 07:45 AM   #482
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प्रेमिका (प्रेमी से)- सामने खिड़की में जो तोता-मैना बैठे हैं, दोनों रोज यहां आते हैं, साथ-साथ बैठते हैं, चहचहाते हैं, प्यार से एक-दूसरे को गुदगुदाते हैं और एक हम हैं कि हमेशा लड़ते ही रहते हैं.
प्रेमी- तुमने उनकी एक चीज नोट नहीं की. यहां पर रोजाना बैठने वाले जोड़े में तोता तो वही होता है, पर मैना हमेशा नई होती है.
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Old 28-10-2014, 07:47 AM   #483
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पत्नी: मैं तुमसे कुछ भी कहती हूं तो तुम एक कान से सुनकर दूसरे से निकाल देते हो.
पति: हां, और मैं तुमसे जो कहता हूं..तुम दोनों कान से सुनकर मुंह से निकाल देती हो.
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Old 28-10-2014, 07:51 AM   #484
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शहर से आई एक लडकी बोली- वाह क्या कमाल की गाय है, लेकिन इसके सींग क्यों नहीं है?
कछुआ चाचा – होते हैं, किसी-किसी गइया के सींग नहीं भी होते हैं… मेम साहब, कुछ गइया पैदा ही बिन सींगवा के होती हैं तो कुछ गायों के सींग हम लोग काट देत हैं! कुछ गइया आपसवा में लड़-भिड़कर तोड़ लेती हैं, मानें कि गइयां के सींग न होने की कई वजह होती हैं, लेकिन एक ठो बात बताएं इह गाय के सींग इसलिए नाही है क्योंकि यह गाय नहीं गधी है .
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Old 28-10-2014, 07:51 AM   #485
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लडकी लडके से – मेरे प्यारा, मेरा सोनू, मोनू, चोनू,मेरा लाडला, मेरे गुलगले, मुझसे शादी करोगे? बोलो बेबी बोलो.
लडका- तुम मुझे प्रपोज कर रही हो या एडॉप्ट.
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Old 28-10-2014, 07:52 AM   #486
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टेस्ट रहने दो टी-ट्वेंटी करवा दो

संता की मां की तबियत अचानक खराब हो गई. वह उन्हें अस्पताल लेकर पहुंचा …
संता : डॉक्टर साहब मां को क्या हुआ है ?
डॉक्टर : फिलहाल कुछ कह नहीं कह सकते ‘ टेस्ट ‘ होगा.
संता : डॉक्टर साहब इनके पास ज्यादा समय नहीं है, टेस्ट नहीं वनडे या ट्वेंटी-20 करवा लो.
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Old 28-10-2014, 05:42 PM   #487
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शहर से आई एक लडकी बोली- वाह क्या कमाल की गाय है, लेकिन इसके सींग क्यों नहीं है?
कछुआ चाचा – होते हैं, किसी-किसी गइया के सींग नहीं भी होते हैं… मेम साहब, कुछ गइया पैदा ही बिन सींगवा के होती हैं तो कुछ गायों के सींग हम लोग काट देत हैं! कुछ गइया आपसवा में लड़-भिड़कर तोड़ लेती हैं, मानें कि गइयां के सींग न होने की कई वजह होती हैं, लेकिन एक ठो बात बताएं इह गाय के सींग इसलिए नाही है क्योंकि यह गाय नहीं गधी है .
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